Dear Everybody,

The experiences of the last few weeks have convinced myself and assuredly others that the namefag Redcream is actually a gigantic farce, a semi-eloquent troll.  His continued refusal to admit failure in the face of abundant evidence, which he himself purports to value so dearly, has been an elaborate act, as it must be.  No rational being could so actively pursue such irrational discourse.  Upon this realization, I avow to lend no credence to his disruptive falsehoods; the undersigned and I hereby recommend his immediate disbarment from the 4chanian Science and Math(s) Elite Society.  Etc, etc.

With heartfelt regret and utmost heartfeeling,
Anonymous, Q.E.D.

Dear Anonymous,

It should be common knowledge that the only way to defeat such a troll is to completely ignore this person or these persons. This is the standard protocol for dealing with name- and tripfags.

It is strongly recommended to not make any exceptions.

Yours truly,
 Anonymous

Who the fuck cares?

>>1

Anonymous concurs.

>>1
The only farce here is 100s of millions of people who effectively believe in the Easter Bunny.  Or Gilgamesh.  Or Jehovah.  Or Puff the Magic Dragon.  They're all the same thing:  the sad supremacy of the Human hindbrain over rational consciousness.

As a side note, I do find it greatly amusing that people get this pissed off and I haven't even posted here in /sci/ for a fucking week.  It looks like I'll be living in a fusion of "15 minutes of fame" and "immortality of deeds" ... which results in at least a week of activity.  A fine integral that is!

>>1
"...the undersigned..."

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>>7
Hey, circulate a petition and donate to the Kick RedCream's Ass Action Foundation (KRAAF).  All that won't make a Gilgamesh's chance of a difference.  Spin your wheels, chumps.  Kiss my ring!

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For those who are interested, you can donate (checks or money orders only) to the Foundation here:

K.R.A.A.F.
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York City NY 10036-8795

Those who donate $100 to $499 will receive a photograph of Gilgamesh.  For $500 or more, the photo will be autographed.

Give it up already, we already know you're on board.

>>11
On what board?  The Board of Trustees in K.R.A.A.F.?  No; they want to kick my ass.

QUIT FEEDING REDCREAM.
QUIT FEEDING REDCREAM.
QUIT FEEDING REDCREAM.

I'll say it one more time so you fuckers get it through your skulls:

QUIT. FEEDING. THE. TROLL.

NONE OF THIS SHIT IS FUNNY

>>14
If that was true, I wouldn't be laughin' ... and I gotta tell ya, I've had some howlers in the last several months, including this thread.

And, oh, anonymous:sage?  BUMP!  How do you like that, eh?  Tell me how much you don't like it, bitch!

Trolls feed the do not.

Sorry, guys. I realize how much of an idiot and a completely unfunny troll I am. I'll cut the shit, okay? All you have to do for me is stop posting in my threads. If you don't feed me, I'll die. Simple process, in fact, it's even simpler than all of the other things I've ceaselessly argued about and failed to achieve any sort of level ground on.

Tschus!

>>17
You wacky RedCream clones!  As always, imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

>>18

And he ate all the food.