PROOF THAT GILGAMESH DOESN'T EXIST

Anyone can put a beard in some dough and bake it up into a loaf of "beard" bread.

But I saw Gilgamesh's fingerprints all over my bread

>>1

So where's that proof you promised us? All I see is an irrelevant, obvious statement about beardbread.

>>1
I'm not the OP since there are a LOT of RedCream clones out there, trying to imitate me (and sadly but understandably failing, most of the time).  However, I've already established that Gilgamesh doesn't exist.  Proof of Gilgamesh shouldn't be hard to find.  Divinities allegedly intercede in Human affairs all the fucking time, according to the stories.  Maybe Gilgamesh is just "camera shy" -- yeh, right, as if a universal creator would care about such things.

The lack of evidence (which we must recall is a 100% lacking) is proof enough of the nonexistence of Gilgamesh.  You religiqueers keep denying it, but we who aren't gayfaggotly scared of a godless universe aren't so delusional.  I'm OK with the truth of a godless universe.  It's a cold and uncaring place and I'm man enough to accept that.  The rest of you queers had better just limp back home to your mommies and get some more of that assurance that something out there fucking cares.  You're all weak and ridiculous.  You'll die like everyone else (well, not like me, who won't die bawling for some giant alien space monster to keep me going somewhere).

>>4
Phail.  You speak as if the OP contradicted you, when in fact you just agreed with the OP that nonsense doesn't exist.

>>5
As long as we concur that nonsense doesn't exist, then my work here is sufficient.  No divine beard was ever offered up for proof to Humanity.  That much is certain.

>>6
i've seen devine beards.  sux that u cant cause ur goin to beardhell then.

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