4tran

a) Supernatural phenomena
b) Unexplained natural phenomena
c) Criminal coverups
d) Some combination of the above

Discus.

Crap, I phail at putting things in the right box...

Spontaneous combustion is a perfectly explainable phenomena that can happen to e.g. old rags soaked with turpentine, like your mother.
4tran is definitely a criminal coverup. You can tell, because crooks can't spell 'discuss'.

I'm also excellent at shotput.

D)= you basically just advertised the x-files