Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 11:34 ID:pi1DLsPf
http://www.annointed.net/photopost/data/500/484praying-bear-and-atheist.jpg
The fact that this bear is having sex with this man is proof that god exists. Now all of you "Atheist-Patsers" might be
coming on to me and say "that's just a coincidence, but it's not, the bear is granted its wish of having buttsex with an unconcious male, therefore, god exists.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
Does god not exist?
No!
But god didn't cure my step-dad from cancer and he died!
God answers prayers in the form of yes, no and wait, therefore, your step-dad was a retard and needed to be killed.
Does god not not maybe retard not lol exist?
Yes! I mean, no! GOD DAMNIT! I mean, STEVE DAMNIT!
You said god damnit!
Oh, really?
Why is my weener smaller than my little finger?
It's because the amount of testosterone your body possesses is smaller than the amount of pie stored on the 1 Dollar Bill in your backyard.
But-but-but-but-but-but scientists say that the earth is more than 6000 years old, which proves your bible is worthless!
Far from it, god made the earth so we would think that it is more than 6000 years old, but in fact, he's just fooling around with us, because it's 6000 years old, or even less.
The fact that this bear is having sex with this man is proof that god exists. Now all of you "Atheist-Patsers" might be
coming on to me and say "that's just a coincidence, but it's not, the bear is granted its wish of having buttsex with an unconcious male, therefore, god exists.
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
Does god not exist?
No!
But god didn't cure my step-dad from cancer and he died!
God answers prayers in the form of yes, no and wait, therefore, your step-dad was a retard and needed to be killed.
Does god not not maybe retard not lol exist?
Yes! I mean, no! GOD DAMNIT! I mean, STEVE DAMNIT!
You said god damnit!
Oh, really?
Why is my weener smaller than my little finger?
It's because the amount of testosterone your body possesses is smaller than the amount of pie stored on the 1 Dollar Bill in your backyard.
But-but-but-but-but-but scientists say that the earth is more than 6000 years old, which proves your bible is worthless!
Far from it, god made the earth so we would think that it is more than 6000 years old, but in fact, he's just fooling around with us, because it's 6000 years old, or even less.