An equation for peace!

PEACE + ISRAEL = WAR
{i.e. if you take a peaceful mid-east and add Israel your net total is war}

PEACE = WAR - ISRAEL
{war minus the nation of israel will equal a lasting peace}

It's so simple!

PEACE + YOU = DUMB
{i.e. if you take a peaceful mid-east and add You your net total is dumb}

PEACE = DUMB - YOU
{dumb minus the stupid you will equal a lasting peace}

It's so simple!

FUCK + YOU + FAGGOT = >>2

#1, it's more like ARAB + JEW = WAR.  They both insist on living in close-to-regional proximity in the Middle East.  Even when in regional proximity, they love to lob missiles or fighter planes at each other.

Even if Palestinians weren't the nigger of the Middle East, Jew and Arab would find reasons to go at each other.

The partial and immediate solution is for the rest of the world to issue a stern warning to evac Jerusalem, then to nuke it on schedule.  That'll keep it away from Arab AND Jew, and will give them less of a common ground to fight over.

>>2
if DUMB==YOU,
   PEACE=0

therefore, peace is impossible

>>5

You= wrong

PEACE = (JEWS + ARABS)/0

Therefore peace is "THE WHOLE UNIVERSE IS GOING TO DIE!!!"

PEACE = (JEWS + STFU) + GTFO of arab land
 since JEWS never stfu and  certainly wont gtfo, peace is unreachable. damn jews...

How do you greet Yoshi just as he's about to divide by zero?


Yo SHI-!

>>4
It would solve part of the problem, but it would work a lot better if the warring parties weren't all crazy fundies.  I think they would unite against whoever levels that city.  At least the radiation will keep that area peaceful for a half century or so.  I'm not sure if the net result is worth it or not.

>>8
lol, but unrelated

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.