Evolutionary argument for Gilgamesh

If Gilgamesh does not exist, then praying and worship is a waste of time, and therefore an evolutionary disadvantage. However, we observe that most humans are religious. So, logically, Gilgamesh must exist.

Discuss.

I appreciate the mockery here.

The question is not whether Gilgamesh exists but whether he has enough swords.

We Mardukians take GREAT OFFENSE at those who purport to follow Gilgamesh (or "Gillie", as we derisively call him).  Gillie was only partially divine.  Marduk is 100% godlike.  Why worship lesser supremacy?

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Marduk is fucking awesome. While it all happened too long ago to be certain of anything, what little evidence we do have points out hat basically Babylon conquered the surrounding citystates AND IT JUST SO HAPPENS that at the same time Babylon's pet god strips all the other cities' pet gods of their power to defeat a great evil.
Gives a real good insight on what religion is for.

#5, you gotta align the religion with the government in all Imperial actions.  This is why the religious insurgency in America  is so freakin' dangerous to the Republic.  We Mardukians knew this a long, loooooong time ago, apparently.  Shall we plant hanging gardens out of the niches in the Rotunda?  Lo, shall I gaze upon the broad avenues of Neo Babylon, simmering in the summer heat by the Potomac?  Marduk!  Marduk!  Marduk!

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

I'm feeling really keen, for some of that good ol' green

Marijuana MUST be legalized.