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Why don't humans have tails?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 0:39 ID:ea9OzS2c

What's the evolutionary advantage of humans not having tails?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 4:29 ID:fVOxI9zn

so we are less furry-like in shape.
fuck furries

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 8:39 ID:0XEkEn0A

If you don't need a tail for balance or whatever, it is a disadvantage to have one: Predators could grab on to it, it gets in the way, it costs energy to grow one, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 8:44 ID:mmcKX8pX

Sexual selection weeds them out.  Who except other furries would be interested in your freakish tail?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 10:42 ID:8V/saEwj

>>4
Ya. Would you, OP, fuck someone with a tail? :B

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 13:35 ID:GV/NyRYV

it would be fun to have a nekkid tail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 19:34 ID:Ln+0ht5p

We don't have tails because God hates Saiyans.

Name: RedCream 2007-06-25 1:16 ID:YyDiglnF

Tails?  That's not the important question.  The REAL question is why we have penises where we can fap them to our heart's content.  This tends to occupy time better spent procreating or otherwise enhancing survival.  Some silly monkey fapping for hours on some tree limb may be above certain dangers, but his preoccupation with self-pleasure can't be good for his ability to note danger and react to it in time.

Name: sage 2007-06-27 3:05 ID:/xd11ffl

>>7
Ultimate truth.

There is no other answer

Name: Aaron 2007-06-27 7:10 ID:8GexGm1U

We do have tails, all mammals have tails. The coccyx is your tail bone, it's what's left of the human tail and it's just too small to poke out behind us. The simplest answer is because we don't need it anymore. Tails are primarily for balancing a quadrupedal animal (seeing as their head is heavy, they would be off balance without a tail). We walk on two legs, a tail would make us off-balance seeing as our head is in line with out body.

Evolution is a process of mutation over generation. Useful mutations become common; non-useful mutations vanish over time. If a trait is not useful to us as a species, we lose it. Therefore, it's simplest to say that we don't have tails because we don't have any useful need for them. As a ground-dwelling species, we don't need them for hanging on tree branches, and since we don't fly or leap, we don't need them for balance. We have very good hands for swatting flies, so we don't need them for that either. Since we don't need or use tails, any tails our far distant ancestors may have had became useless and were gradually bred out of the species.

Of course, many of our nearest ape relatives also lack tails. (Chimpanzees, Gorillas, etc.)

You did have a tail before you were born. Every single human embryo has a tail, but when it becomes a fetus, the tail is absorbed. (Diagram: http://www.mercksource.com/.../fig_e_0009.jpg )
Sometimes, humans are still born with a soft-tissue tail containing no bone; these are usually removed.

...Now, if you were a believer in intelligent design, you might say we had no tails because we weren't created that way. But that's a subject for another category.

(It's not easy to find unbiased internet resources on this subject. Here's some general related reading.)
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_077.html
http://yahooligans.yahoo.com/content/ask_earl/20010706.html
http://www.suite101.com/.../99941

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 18:56 ID:2Ifz+H74

LOOK MISTER SMARTYPANTS I THINK WE ALL KNOW ABOUT THAT! WHY DON'T WE HAVE REAL TAILS LIKE THE SAYIANS!

Name: 4tran 2007-06-29 7:14 ID:tE3OY91l

>>8
Whoops!  That fapping monkey just got ambushed by a large snake.

>>3,10
Good answers, but I wouldn't exactly call the coccyx a "tail".  "tail bone" or "vestigial tail" maybe, but not "tail"  Harmful mutations disappear over time, but useless things don't always.  The human appendix, for instance, is another vestigialized organ that still exists, despite losing its use.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 3:02

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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