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4chan and moot in the future

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 15:29 ID:etgi3jOG

is there still 4chan in the year 2200

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 17:05 ID:w56/vzWc

I hope not

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 17:28 ID:KSnCC7bL

that's post-singularity

what would the machines need 4chan for?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 17:32 ID:ZUdA96J0

archeology

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 20:30 ID:NcQ9/1/P

>>3
entertainment

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-12 20:46 ID:hCXE6fGy

taking up space

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 15:20 ID:CQHMuI0c

BUMP

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-14 3:47 ID:hIvZDY6K

Of course 4chan will still be around. By 2200 the dominant species on Earth will be cockroaches- where else would they go for lulz and CP?

Hell, they'd be better at it than we are. While we're dicking around invading virtual hotels, they've been doing the real thing for centuries. All it would take is one strategically placed roach  at any luxury hotel to shut down a hell of a lot more than just the pool. Our methods are grossly inefficient.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-20 0:29 ID:jVL2kW6A

>>8
Cockroaches already have enough Vespene Gas to Zerg rush a hotel.

Name: RedCream 2007-06-20 9:21 ID:1tkmH/yi

In the year 2200, all of Humanity will be looked over in loving grace by an army of nanobots, ensconced within habitopods, while in the great head space (called the "4channel") they exchange frequent standing waves of "BUTTSECKS LOL".

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-20 11:45 ID:TdBLsxXm

>>10

The future is beautiful

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-20 18:45 ID:Ug1w6tDW

lies moots descendants will be dominating the earth and the world will be separeted in regions such as /b/ /f/ /h/ /v/
/tablecats/ /lolis/ /futa/

Name: RedCream 2007-06-21 8:53 ID:bmPzZjRX

Will the Great Computational Matrix be free for participants (allowing for compartmentalization, within the scope of which, such freedoms may be processed), or will there be a PedobearDelete() function running?  PedobearDelete() could look like a lil' ol' grandmarm, toting a .50cal sniper rifle, and performing special acrobatics as allowed under Ring0 or su system access.

At least, that's what'll happen if we let Republicans program it all.  I can only imagine -- with great horror -- what the function Convert2Christianity() does.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 2:12 ID:Pt5UMQvT

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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 4:59 ID:kEgxRrhG

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[15:14] 4chan and moot in the future
1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-12 15:29 ID:etgi3jOG is there still 4chan in the year 2200

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10 Name: RedCream : 2007-06-20 09:21 ID:1tkmH/yi In the year 2200, all of Humanity will be looked over in loving grace by an army of nanobots, ensconced within habitopods, while in the great head space (called the "4channel") they exchange frequent standing waves of "BUTTSECKS LOL".
11 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-20 11:45 ID:TdBLsxXm >>10

The future is beautiful
12 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-20 18:45 ID:Ug1w6tDW lies moots descendants will be dominating the earth and the world will be separeted in regions such as /b/ /f/ /h/ /v/
/tablecats/ /lolis/ /futa/

13 Name: RedCream : 2007-06-21 08:53 ID:bmPzZjRX Will the Great Computational Matrix be free for participants (allowing for compartmentalization, within the scope of which, such freedoms may be processed), or will there be a PedobearDelete() function running?  PedobearDelete() could look like a lil' ol' grandmarm, toting a .50cal sniper rifle, and performing special acrobatics as allowed under Ring0 or su system access.

At least, that's what'll happen if we let Republicans program it all.  I can only imagine -- with great horror -- what the function Convert2Christianity() does.
14 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-23 02:12 ID:Pt5UMQvT bump
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[16:14] HOW IMPORTANT IS AFRICA STUDIES
1 Name: Anonymous : 2007-06-20 06:09 ID:ZS1fGFvt IF YOU SAY IT IS NOT AS IMPORTANT AS PHYSICS YOU ARE RACIST

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Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 12:07 ID:1xCdvCpE

in the future? ... may be i can afford to get another SA account and hopefully not get permabanned so i can get outta this GODAWFUL PLACE!

Name: RedCream 2007-06-26 15:40 ID:G6FwQzgi

By the year 2200, wealthy individuals will be able to opt to have "Vatting".  Their brain will be removed, provided with anti-senescence treatments, and placed into a vat.  They will be connected not only to the worldwide GoreNet (which will be renamed after Saint Al Gore in the year 2133), but also to a private, massive, quantum virtualization engine (QVE).  Within the QVE, they will be able to input all manner of imagined virtual experiences.  (Note that this will create an creative industry for VEDs (Virtual Experiencing Designers).)

This means a thriving 4channel will exist in some humming QVE, and my dream of the standing wave of "BUTTSECKS LOL" will become a wonderful reality.  (That, and loli.  Lots of loli.  More loli than in your wildest dreams.)

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 18:21 ID:OLy/7UP+

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wow the future looks incredible!

Name: RedCream 2007-06-27 0:10 ID:MI9aCxbO

For those with more literary interests in the great future that they'll never see since they'll die long before it arrives, I proffer Greg Egan's seminal SciFi work "Diaspora":

http://www.amazon.com/Diaspora-Novel-Greg-Egan/dp/0061057983

Alas, perhaps due to the desire to get the book by the censors in the corporate publishing industry, he detailed no 4chan aspects of his future worlds of "polises", except to use extremely nerdy forms of this very "Science & Math" board.

I hope such a future doesn't come to pass, since if we nerds can't get laid now, then what's the point of working towards digital polises, where we spend a near eternity ALSO not getting laid?  Of what use is high technology if it doesn't get my vas deferens a-pumpin' (either really or virtually)?

Name: 4tran 2007-06-30 7:46 ID:Heaven

High tech can get it pumpin' virtually, can it not?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 0:14 ID:E/ak1dOY

Of course 4chan will still be around all human will be dead but computer wont be affect by the gas (Unless they burn down) but still cockroach need something to fap on so yeah 4chan will still be around, anon is eternal.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-04 14:08 ID:5wL5TMcv

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EXTRAORDINARY

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 3:06

I wants lots and lots of some delectable pot!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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