Why don't we just bum-rush area 51?

And retrieve the alien specimens?

Because anyone capable of pulling that off knows that the only thing you'd retrieve is shitty plans for shitty shit that military contractors use to milk billions from the govt.

Because you'd have a rain of nukes over you (and your families, and their friends) in less than three minutes.

>>3

What's your point?

If there was 100 of us all rushing, there's bound to be some survivors.

>>4
what are you talking about
i been as close to area 51 as legally possible
they have motherfuckers with guns posted up all over the place

100 rushing..... your whole fucking squad would get laid down in 3 seconds

goon rush

>>5

So let's rush a police station first and get teh riot shields which we would then use to form a Roman Tortoise.

zomg lol this is madness this is blapshemi

     Actually if I was an opposing country, I would definatly target it out of fun and for all the confusion it might cause within the US's population. I'd reccomend surrounding them with snipers, tag the base, airstrike it (Hit those AA batteries), then maintain air superiority by shooting anything that tries to take off (The snipers can help with this too actually), then I imagine a very useful asset would be a few tanks. Problem is however, getting all this equipment so far into the US borders is going to be nearly impossible outside of wartime situations.
     So realistically I'd just poison the water, the land, the air, and everyone that is seen coming in and out of the base. Move in with commandos with machine guns and gas masks at the poison's peak, take whatever there is to take, and book it. I don't know any of the surrounding towns on a personal level, so I couldn't recommend a specific place for a dropoff of the information for later retrieval, but that would be the general idea. And depending on how far emp technology has come, take out their communications that way as an added bonus.
     OR send in noone less in rank than a secret agent. Disguised and unarmed. Then hope for the best.

>>9
You are recommending the use of chemical weapons.  DHS would love to know your suggestion of using WMDs against a US military base.

TUNNEL UNDERGROUND

1: bum rush area 51
2: steal alien specimens (which don't exist)
3: ???
4: profit

>>10

Chemical weapons will sort those fools out. LOL!

>>10
This is only illegal if the poster is in the US.  Most of the world, nobody gives a damn.  A few countries positively encourage targetting US military installations.

300x51 = good odds

Area 51 is where people think secret government projects are. Therefore area 51 is the farthest place from any secret government project.

its in level 29 of Cheyenne mountain you fools!

>>14
How do you know he's not in the US?  Isn't 4chan a mostly American website?

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>>18
Sorry to say, you are quite mistaken on that one.

>>20
You are free to correct me.

What I said was purely hypothetical, and in fact, the weapons I proposed were not weapons of mass destruction. They were weapons of precision killing. They kill biological lifeforms and leave all inanimate objects in pristine condition.

And yeah, I'm from Canada, and I actually don't really hate the US or the people in it.

>>16
apparently the "new" area 51 place is in Utah

Zerg rush!

I like the idea of a zerg rush, it requires neither moar vespene gas nor the construction of additional pylons. We would need at least nien thousand zerglings to surprise attack on the marines while overwhelming their communication systems with mudkips. The end result will undoubtedly be seaking, fuck yeah.

Bum-rushing Area 51 ("Dreamland") would bring out 2 basic truths about the military's physical security:

1. They can't possibly kill you all.
2. However, they will kill some of you.

Do you feel lucky, punks?  Nerds aren't known for their bravery.

I AM SPACE PIRATE OF FUTURE GENS FEAR MY UNDENIABLE STR STATS LOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOL

get 500 kids to march in there they wont shoot them lulz

They can most certainly kill us all, unless we had enormous numbers

>>28
Are you joking?  They won't even run low on ammo.

>>21

I'm not that other guy.

http://www.4chan.org/blog/2005/12/02/some-stats/

It looks like it's about half United States, this was a long time ago. Also, it should be noted that it also depends on the hours. Certain hours bring in more people from the rest of the world and less from the United States.

>>31
Thx

Surprised that Russia is banned.

You go first. I'm right behind you

>>32
In Mother Russia, Russia bans 4chan

The government hasn't packed up all the stuff in 51 and moved it elsewhere, then let people in, so they obviously want us to believe in conspiracies.  My assertion is that they're guarding absolutely nothing, because if there was something of importance there they wouldn't want giant cults of alien crazies.  I say they're just doing it to freak you all out... freak you out into telling us. (plus they're hungry for

>>32
I'm in your 4chan, posting from Russia.

>>35
How about they guard Area 51 just like any other base?  Like, not letting anyone in for security reasons.  And people who go to see it start imagining things like they are being aimed at by guards with gauss guns and tactical nuke cannons?
If any research on UFO is done in the US, I am 99% sure that Area 51 is not involved.

>>36
Area 51 is more likely a testing ground for new aviation technology, withheld UFO and flying saucers etc.

I wants lots and lots of some delectable pot!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.