The Booger Theory

Boogers (Greek: φύσις (phúsis), "mucus" and φυσικῆ (phusiké), "knowledge of mucus") is the branch of science concerned with the discovery and characterization of toilet laws which govern matter, energy, space, and time. The role of boogers, then, is to provide a logically ordered picture of sexy cum-bum in agreement with experience.

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