Getting laid.

ITT we take a scientific approach to getting laid. So what's the first thing?

Locate appropriate entity?

>>2

No. Firstly we'd have to maximise our attractivness to women we want. i.e work out ect. Then we can find them.

I have worked out, now what?

>>4
stick a finger in your ass ;')

>>4
repeat daily for five years while adhering to a strict diet

1. Locate desirable female
2. Rape
3. ???
4. Profit!

Assert masculinty and improve appearance to give a false impression of superior genes.

http://gunwitch.fastseduction.com

and never try to befriend someone if you want to be more than friends. that is a path to the dark side.

Select subjects between one and two standard deviations below the mean for attractiveness.  Given a sample of several subjects and sufficient span of interaction, success is almost certain.

Should Statistics fail you, resort to Chemistry.

Commit a violent offense.

>>12
Why is this ID Heaven?

>>13
I'm an administrator.

>>14
No you're not

gj noob

Cut down your masturbation to <2 times a week

>>17
This is madness

>>18
THIS. IS. SCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIENCE!

>>18
>>19

Examples of how not to get laid.

     Actually I think the most scientific of approaching the opposite sex is just letting evolution run it's fucking course. It worked for sharks, crocodiles, and dandelions, it'll work for us. If you find someone naturally attractive, aborb information from both your super-ego (Conscience) and id (sex drive and other things) and then let your ego (sense of self) decide how to balance between those two inputs and more importantly your own reality. Then react accordingly, and remember, if you feel bad aboot something, but you want to do it, the three aspects of your personality are clashing and you need to think long and hard and talk to some people you know and develop a set of moral values, that way next time you don't have to think so hard cause you have a set of rules. Whoever succeeds deserves to, whoever doesn't, doesn't. And don't forget how insignificant you really are when it comes to the future of humanity. But also keep in mind that a blizzard is nothing without snowflakes (Nothing more than a cold wind anyway.).
     So if you're concerned aboot getting laid, you should be, because that's just how your genetics have programmed your beginnings, and how your surroundings, which are affected by social evolution, have affected your growth. And if the hunam race dies off, whoopdeedoo, we'll just have to try harder with the next sentient species that so inevitably has to arise somewhere in the Universe.
     Ow my digression, it hurts my tired mind. Oh yeah, just in case you couldn't catch the moral behind that, it was a scientific way of saying be yourself, not only for the good of yourself, but for the good of your species. And fuck bodysprays with pheromones, you make your own pheromones constantly, and if someone is attracted to them it means that you are doing the opposite of inbreeding and would have a wide base of genes for your offspring. So you're promoting birth defects when you wear that stuff. Put on normal amounts of deoderant, or better yet, anti-persperant.
     And yes I am a virgin, because I would not want my son fucking a highschool girl that is not nearly ready enough for these kind of emotions while she's still getting used to her period. So I am avoiding hypocrasy by waiting until I can view myself as my own father and approve. Whether or not I could have had sex by now had I been trying to like so many other id-driven penis monkeys my age, is a total mystery. But not really, because I am who I am and it's not like that's going to change, the purpose of the last few points was to say that I'm not the kind of guy that says: "I could've had sex if I wanted to PPPBbbbPPTTbt"

I haven't slept in 3 days, and I'm going to. Right. Now. Goodnight.

>>21

So basically sit back and let "evolution run it's fucking course"?

Holy shit, I've been doing that for 19 years funny how I'm still a virgin.
Spoiler: You grow old and your genes die out because you're unattractive.

Testosterone = attractiveness. Simple.

And if I remem,ber correctly estrogen levels corrorlate with a womans attractivness.

>>22

Don't fap for a week = more testosterone = more attractiveness = get laid

>>21

HAY THAR FROOD.

Scientific approach to getting laid: sleeping drugs in the girl#s drink.

>>25
Fuck YOU!!!! YOUR A STUPID SHIT!!! YOU SHOULD GO TO THE 7TH RING OF HELL!!!! IF YOU WANT A FUCKING GIRL TO SLEEP WITH YOU GET A SLUT AT A BAR WITHOUT DRUGS!!!! GOD DAMN! IS THAT SO HARD!!!

>>26

If you're going to a bar, you're already using alchohol to your advantage. Why not take the next step and use something more potent?

And besides, hell is other people, so any attempt to do anything to/with someone else is an attempt to enter hell.

>>21
Most plant species have evolved to be so lazy that they have to get bees or other pollinators to do this job for them...

Another way to get laid: discard moral values.

They sell human pheromones?  I thought those things were fake.  sauce plz?  Even if they're not fake, we don't know how much human biology depends on it.  Are we necessarily attracted only to pheromones very different from our own?

It's getting late, so I'm sleeping too, lol

>>24
Frood?  == Freud?

>>26

bahahahaahaahah yhbt

>>22


What's wrong with virginity? Have you ever considered that you're only 19 years old?

Only pussies keep their virginity. Abstaining is for shitpacking pillowbiters. "OMG W3 M1T3 GE7 AN STD L0LZ O NOES!!1" Thats just parental propaganda to try and convince you not to have a good time. Eat all the pussy you can!

>>30

Who cares. People that really want to lose it = fags and people who don't want to lose it = fags. Just let things progress naturally. Not everyone has to lose it when they're 16.

i thought you needed differential geometry and abstract algebra to get 'laid'?

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.