/sci/ - HALP! insects are eating my plants

Name: unlucky gardener 2007-05-05 21:29 ID:nlAn1eDV

I need the plants for my fresh fruits and vegetables, but I can't afford any commercial pesticides.

/sci/! tell me what to do/how to make cheap DDT

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 22:09 ID:Rkz8VQ0J

ladybugs? soapy water? some shit?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 10:31 ID:6sf7vkM1

Mix in about half a cup of bleach with about 1/8 of a cup of oil. This mixture acts as a bug repellent and will not harm plants, so you can safely put it in the plant's soil

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 12:17 ID:6S9RfYu0

were i the only one who read it as "insects are eating my pants"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 12:25 ID:0DvJIbUH

DDT

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 13:30 ID:lqohK8pM

Mix in about half a cup of bleach with about 1/2 of a cup of Ammonia. This mixture acts as a bug repellent and will not harm your lungs, so you can breathe easy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 14:38 ID:LdCHQR7x

>>6
manslaughter

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 15:20 ID:lqohK8pM

You can't spell manslaughter without laughter!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 20:23 ID:nHLrtPxi

>>7
Luckily, all people on /sci/ are scientorz, and thus will know not to try that.
Right?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 1:01 ID:x559ASMY

in the 50s they sold that as Little Johnny Home Execution Kit
the chamber wasn't large enough for a little brother, you had to use kittens

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 15:20 ID:toXIH7S5

>>2
ladyBOYS? soapy water? some shit?

Name: The Cunt 2007-05-08 16:38 ID:Y0I5Fr9l

What a moron. Next thread you will create will be titled, HELP I AM MADE OF ATOMS THAT ARE DECAYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 20:38 ID:i7/3fHQu

Use a hand vacuum to cuck up the bugs. After they die, use them as fertiliser.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:37

I wants lots and lots of some delectable pot!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

HALP! insects are eating my plants

1 Name: unlucky gardener 2007-05-05 21:29 ID:nlAn1eDV

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-05 22:09 ID:Rkz8VQ0J

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-06 10:31 ID:6sf7vkM1

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 12:17 ID:6S9RfYu0

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 12:25 ID:0DvJIbUH

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 13:30 ID:lqohK8pM

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 14:38 ID:LdCHQR7x

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 15:20 ID:lqohK8pM

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-07 20:23 ID:nHLrtPxi

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 1:01 ID:x559ASMY

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 15:20 ID:toXIH7S5

12 Name: The Cunt 2007-05-08 16:38 ID:Y0I5Fr9l

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-05-08 20:38 ID:i7/3fHQu

14 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:37