Disturbing health qs

So what causes anal itch?

uncleanliness

aids

>>2
Does that mean that uncleanliness causes regular itching as well?

worms

u need to wash ur ass then use the higienic paper

You cant wash your ass, because when you do that, little crumbs of shit will get on your wash cloth, and once that happens, that wash cloth is unusable for all time.

>>5
 might be right. Im scared

>>8
Well I am not an "Retard." You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes.  This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling.  I am still in the need of more help in that regards.

>>8
pull em out one by one

>>9's comment seems a bit ooc

>>11
what is ooc?

>>9
the word retard was not mentioned prior to your posting

>>5
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinworm

>>12
Out Of Context maybe?

How can those worms actually be effective? Who would scratch their ass without clothes on over it?

>>13
thanks

>>14
maybe that's why it's most prevalent among kindergarten kids

>>12
>>11
You just got Chris muthafuckin Hanssen'd bitches
>>12
Well I am not an "retard" You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes.  This msn should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling.  I am still in the need of more help in that regards

>>16

You think this is a Microsoft Network (MSN)? You are a person who has been held back in some manner (retard). And if you don't like the rules on this message board, you may want to stop using it, instead of making us conform to your ideals.

The worm secrete and irritant chemical which causes you to scratch it and distribute their eggs around the body, some enter your mouth and the infection has come full circle. Like most diseases and parasites the cure is high levels of hygiene. Never scratch your asshole and change clothes and bed sheets frequently. Pinworms evolved when people still had a medieval level of hygiene and to them a hygienic person is like being sterilised. They only survive the length of time needed for food to pass through the guy.

The real parasites you need to watch out for are hook worms which attach to the intestinal wall, some of the eggs of which can enter the blood and affect the liver and brain causing cysts. People can go their lives with minor symptoms caused by cysts and never give it a second thought.

>>16
>>17
Wait, crap, I just got Chris muthafuckin Hanssen'd.

I wants lots and lots of some delectable pot!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.