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I require your assistance and knowledge

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 3:00 ID:IT8Y38Ja

I've just stolen acid and mercury from the science lab in my school -- the question is, what should I do with it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 3:10 ID:ksVEJCAh

drink up

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 4:48 ID:95bNRvjg

if you put the mercury in your eye you can see through women's clothes

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 9:41 ID:8EYQCgAH

mercury makes really good lube

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 11:44 ID:gChWzio5

first of all what kind of acid, coz if its the shitty 0.1 Mol per liter sulphuric acid or something like that, then its useless, and for your own safety get rid of the mercury, seriously

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 11:46 ID:fSghrcDj

>I've just stolen lemon juice and a thermometer from my school -- the question is, what should I do with it?

fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 13:55 ID:mcF8qsfb

>>6
Haha, yep.

>>1
"acid" doesn't mean shit. I put acid on my fries, it's called vinegar. You'll have to be more specific.

As for the mercury, you know thermometers aren't made of mercury anymore right? And if you actually do have mercury, well you're fucking stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 15:11 ID:HHPcsl6O

I heard that mercury tastes delicious.  Try eating it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 15:51 ID:FE4Q8mBa

"Ahhh mercury, the sweetest of the transition metals..."

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 20:40 ID:UKtlh+wt

THIS IS DELICIOUS MERCURY

YOU MUST EAT IT

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 21:40 ID:t0hG3R0Q

You drink mercury.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-25 23:35 ID:m7SJ8ZPf

mercury is liquid at room temperature noobs

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-26 0:08 ID:5eVQRDi7

>>12
who said he's storing it at room temperature?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-26 0:50 ID:GGg+ITX3

>>13

lolz im going to freeze mercury in my house

Name: sumarugatu 2007-04-26 1:37 ID:UsT3J6Vc

if its nitric acid then i will buy it from you.
cant you make some sort of explosive out of mercury... or is it just a good side dish?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-26 11:07 ID:orjk7hfq

>>15

u can make an explosive detonator out of mercury - very touch sensitive

Name: sumarugatu 2007-04-26 18:33 ID:TMSq6a+m

ah very good... how?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-27 19:21 ID:ns87v2EO

>>17

not sure, i will look in to it

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-28 2:49 ID:FOgxupR8

>>18
very good. thankyou.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-28 7:29 ID:cXW62PXN

>>6
epic fix

>>9
I heard that mercury has a slightly bitter taste.  Mix it with chlorine!  Get yourself some bleach and ammonia.  Let us know when you become an hero.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-30 0:34 ID:WkvhmiTU

>>20
you are a FUCKFACE!

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-30 0:42 ID:4Vr4duml

>>21
Well I am not an "fuckface" You have no right to call me that if I made mistakes.  This site should have some rules about harrassments, threats, and name calling.  I am still in the need of more help in that regards.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-30 19:50 ID:I2qH97TP

if oy have nitric acid may i borrow it, i have some glycene, nitro glycerine coming up... now, keep yer eyes on the news in the next few days, you might hear about some dude accidentally blowing his house up.. ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 2:26 ID:xKLiPpS7

nice! i need some nitro... ah well the military cut my government funding and supply shipments.

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 2:36 ID:EdrogkhG

>>12
Tell me more Mr. Science!

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 2:40 ID:xKLiPpS7

i eat my own poo?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-01 2:41 ID:xKLiPpS7

oh oh never mind i got a better one
"ice is cold"
"you breathe air noobs"
do those amount to that FAIL we call >>12?

Name: Anonymous 2007-05-04 2:38 ID:QWZ8BbMJ

good enough!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:32

I wants lots and lots of some delectable pot!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

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