memorieze complex shit

ITT tell me some good methods to memorize long unlogical shit in no time

write it in a form of a perverted story

unlogical

write it down over and over.

>>4
a few times per day.

eat your own excrement, it boosts memorieziabielaty stat to
to the higher

Highly unlogical, captain.

Hielie fuk'd moar leik itt AMIRITE?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mnemonics

>>2,4,5,9
These all work to varying degrees (I wouldn't recommend 4), though 2's suggestion would work equally well for an outlandish and humorous story.

Kill more people for xp and then choose to up your INT and WIS at the levelup screen.

I prefer to up my STR and DEX

>>12
enjoy being a working class failure

>>13

I could chop you in half with my battleaxe

pirupiru pipirupi

ma joob bahiira

>>15
it's "pipiru piru piru pipiru pi"

puskata ra ta ta?

repetitive reading

>>14
mana shield > battleaxe

>>1
Write it on your arms.

>>17

That's because it's too complex for me to remember

I like to play with the math and the concepts. Ask myself questions about the possibilities with it and go about answering them. Sometimes a concept becomes much easier to remember in a slightly less useful form.

When all else fails, try and create a mnemonic. Write out the formulas and try to find patterns. Mnemonics can mess you up even worse though since the act of memorizing it will usually not be very intuitive or even logical. In other words, if you memorize a mnemonic and then later on somehow fuck up the order you'll be right back to square one and you'll have to relearn the concept and the mnemonic.

I use mnemonics to memorize letter orders; everything else is too complex.

I never really need to memorize anything, I just write stuff down in a little notebook I carry with me

>>1
Just stop being as dumb as hell.

*sigh* this thread is made of so much fail and wasted effort.  Seriously, I'm getting reamed for having a USB keyboard?  A USB KEYBOARD?!  Really, maybe I'd understand if USB ports were at a premium and I didn't actually have you know, EIGHT of them.  Also, power consumption?  Yeah, I'm going to make my system unstable because of the negligible amount of power my damn keyboard takes.  Sorry I'm an idiot for wanting to read my keyboard at night so it's lighted.  I must be a complete fag.  Sorry I found my $5 PS/2 IBM keyboard uncomfortable to type on.  So since I have my keyboard hooked up, now I can only hook up...my mouse, my external hard drive...eerr, make that six of them.  All at once.  Hell, make that six USB fondue pots.  No, six USB calculators.  Just in case one breaks.

Talk your girl into getting life-size Scarlett Johansson spread-eagle and naked tattooed on her back. If you can't talk her into that, see if she'll at least get a tattoo of your ex-girlfriend's face on her back.

>>27
What the fuck are you talking about? No one even mentions USB anything here.  I mean, you are a pathetic fuck for owning one and even more of a worthless ass for whining to 4chan.  srsly you should know better.

Also why are you always bitching about me fucking your mom?  I mean she calls me everyday to get the cock.  It's not MY fault.

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.