/sci/ - Fap ratio = (# fapped )/ (# got laid)

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 2:25 ID:q2bI5s/D

Fap ratio = (# of times you've fapped in your life) / (# of times you've gotten laid)

Mine = 300

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 2:29 ID:zZgx+QCv

old thread, die

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 3:52 ID:Heaven

Undefined.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 5:48 ID:Vv21lPRU

/sci/ does not devide by zero

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 6:57 ID:Heaven

OVER 9000

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 19:18 ID:Heaven

1 / OVER 9000
bitches

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 0:54 ID:Mwgeb8EB

>∞

new numbers will need to be invented given how little I get laid and how much I fap

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 4:43 ID:kJVi4FBd

>9K

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 10:56 ID:I4FmoUlj

can't divide by zero

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 18:04 ID:e6qWlBKq

OH SHI-
I DIVIDED BY ZERO

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 4:27 ID:ljaMPTb3

let's say I had sex 10 times (just to not to do math /0)

it'd still be 350

I suck at life

Name: 11 2007-04-15 4:33 ID:ljaMPTb3

actually

I remade the math

(0.5*365) + (365*9) + 3 + (3*365) - (0.1*365)

12.5 -> 13 years once a day
+
13 -> 22 once a day
+
19 -> 22 twice a day (counting just one more time)
+
3 years that had 1 day plus
-
10% of one year (times that I might have not fapped...)
=

4529 times I've fapped

so I guess it'd go to ~450 my fap ratio -_-

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 8:28 ID:pBCNHRqH

0.0000265

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 17:54 ID:xRXFjuhw

What is 0/0?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 17:55 ID:ljaMPTb3

>>14
unraped 10yo

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 3:59 ID:FmHjvZz8

>>14
A fucking lie. I can believe that you've never had sex, but I can't believe that you've never fapped.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 22:56 ID:iuiZEpce

Does nullity count? :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:04 ID:2OVOvWTS

>>16 He has no penis

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 1:32 ID:9sXytbTh

>>14
WHY DOES IT ALWAYS COME BACK TO THIS!?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:12

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 18:21

moar!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 18:43

>>21
Good job bumping a five year old thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 20:23

Undefined.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 22:07

what's 3000/0?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 13:29

how about defining it this way:

Fap ratio = (# got laid) / (# fapped )

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 19:09

0ver 9000 / 0? That would be undefined anon.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 6:24

dividing by zero gives a result of near infinity.

so..... =\

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 13:27

>>25
0

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 11:07

10000[eqn]1000
how do I write number

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 16:18

>>27
There's no such fucking thing as near infinity.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 16:44

200.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 16:46

529.45

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 1:17

over9000

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 22:23

How about 2*arctan([# fapped]/[# laid])?

If you're a virgin, your fap ratio is pi.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 3:23

i divided by zero OH SHI-

Name: captain america 2009-08-20 11:43

infinity......beat that LOSERS!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 15:10

i only learned to count with a base-3 system, so the answer wouldn't make sense to you on a base-10.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:56

My fap ratio is undefined.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 9:50

division by 0?
don't let him do it.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 12:15

x=cos(t), y=sin(2t)

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:27

division by zero is undefined.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 7:15

^HA!

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 20:38

turn your head to the left by 90 degrees for my answer.

8

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:34

just define the fap ratio as infinite if (#got laid)=0

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 15:28

Stereotypical mathematicians..

1) Virgins
2) Complain about dividing 0.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 18:28

About 7. But that's making a lot of approximations. Between 6 and 10 anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 18:42

∞

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 18:42

How does this problem handle the form 0/0?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 20:11

>>48
That's impossible.
Even if it did happen your fap ratio would be zero.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 2:29

~81.111....

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 0:24

>>48

Random number generator

Fap ratio = (# fapped )/ (# got laid)

1 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 2:25 ID:q2bI5s/D

2 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 2:29 ID:zZgx+QCv

3 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 3:52 ID:Heaven

4 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 5:48 ID:Vv21lPRU

5 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 6:57 ID:Heaven

6 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-12 19:18 ID:Heaven

7 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 0:54 ID:Mwgeb8EB

8 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 4:43 ID:kJVi4FBd

9 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 10:56 ID:I4FmoUlj

10 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 18:04 ID:e6qWlBKq

11 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 4:27 ID:ljaMPTb3

12 Name: 11 2007-04-15 4:33 ID:ljaMPTb3

13 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 8:28 ID:pBCNHRqH

14 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 17:54 ID:xRXFjuhw

15 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 17:55 ID:ljaMPTb3

16 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-16 3:59 ID:FmHjvZz8

17 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 22:56 ID:iuiZEpce

18 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 23:04 ID:2OVOvWTS

19 Name: Anonymous 2007-04-18 1:32 ID:9sXytbTh

20 Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:12

21 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 18:21

22 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 18:43

23 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 20:23

24 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-10 22:07

25 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 13:29

26 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-11 19:09

27 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 6:24

28 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-12 13:27

29 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 11:07

30 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 16:18

31 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 16:44

32 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-14 16:46

33 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-15 1:17

34 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-19 22:23

35 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 3:23

36 Name: captain america 2009-08-20 11:43

37 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 15:10

38 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 16:56

39 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 9:50

40 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-24 12:15

41 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-25 10:27

42 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 7:15

43 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-26 20:38

44 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 4:34

45 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 15:28

46 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 18:28

47 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-28 18:42

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49 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-29 20:11

50 Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 2:29

51 Name: Anonymous 2009-09-01 0:24