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Suicide by fapping

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 3:10 ID:yVVAEP1+

Disclaimer: I'm asking this question purely out of curiosity and do not have any intentions of carrying it out.

In theory, how many times a day would you need to fap in order to get yourself killed?  Assuming you're eating enough food, getting enough sleep, breathing acceptably fresh air, living in an acceptable climate, etc.?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 4:47 ID:ZTgzfXqo

Um, what? You can't suicide by over-fapping, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 9:16 ID:U1VNfI+I

Assuming that the average fag consumes about 120 calories - I'd say 8.5x10^19 faps in a 24 hour period.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 9:17 ID:U1VNfI+I

fap even. i fail at typing.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 9:49 ID:uMoB3F+3

it's possible, i've done it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 9:57 ID:0wZmKo12

I heard if you fap enough times blood comes out. Dunno how many.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-31 11:47 ID:+kgMtP2k

>>3
I think you got the exponent wrong.  At that rate, the entire crotch region would be a bloody mess within a nanosecond, and death my hemorrhage would follow some minutes later.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-01 7:05 ID:Heaven

>>7
Yeah, he definitely got the exponent wrong. There's no way you need to burn 10^22 calories to die. We only eat a couple thousand a day.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-01 9:18 ID:lvHLJcQA

>>6
15

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-01 9:42 ID:fz25JjXX

It'll never happen though. Sort of like trying to run yourself to death. You will eventually just collapse or faint.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 11:15 ID:TgP/eRYt

...or if you cant fap yourself to death
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/article/31292

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 16:59 ID:UbUlrSxr

Depending on how much of a lardass one was, a heart attack could be caused.  Or, if a person went at it dry, he could actually rub the skin off and eventually bleed.  Failing that it's possible cause a blister which becomes infected and kills you by blood poisoning. 

Other than that exhaustion is pretty much the only way a person is going to die from wacking off.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-11 20:27 ID:uvaJd07y

>>12

Kind of like how that old guy dies in the bathroom in the movie Clerks, right?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 14:36 ID:gUJRm6JI

>>13
HE DIES?!?!?! Thanks for ruining the movie.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 15:50 ID:HGXEnb21

>>13
yeah, asshat.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 15:52 ID:Ls1b3cPz

dunno, why don't you try?
but if the "climate" conditions are fine etc, then suicide attempt would automatically fail

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 5:58 ID:U65mtWrs

>>16
too much goatse?

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 8:34 ID:X+8bh85/

Fap till the death sound cool, if you try it you will become a legend.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-14 13:29 ID:BSOcMUsu

>>1

A lot, I imagine.  The best scenario for your death-by-fappage that I can think of is that you fap so much that you hemorrhage your fap master, get an infection, and it somehow kills you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 1:40 ID:C5wKHetJ

Fap enough that you get dehydrated from loss of fluids.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-15 17:55 ID:nTIi0PbR

>>20
Pretty sure the body won't rebuild semen that fast.

Name: sam 2007-04-18 18:51 ID:qAF7LESF

not how fast but how long.... after about 59 hours you would die of exhaustion

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-19 0:35 ID:dZ2xRH6p

dick fall off first

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-22 11:06 ID:RZgK103W

>>23
yours maybe

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-18 2:28

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 16:12

I came on a dead girl once, but didn't die from a girl coming.

A girl never came with me... I have such a small penis.

SWEET BAYBEE JEEBUS!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 10:06

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