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lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 17:03 ID:K4CyLp3O

Someone use calculus terms to describe a sex act. Go.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 18:20 ID:VYzDNjgw

MORE LIKE CALCULUS PICKUP LINES

HEY BABE HOW MANY DERIVATIVES DO I HAVE TO TAKE TO GET YOU HORIZONTAL?  IVE BEEN CHECKIN OUT YOUR SADDLE POINTS ALL NIGHT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 19:37 ID:yc9VHesZ

My weiner is tangent to your clit as the distance between my balls and your ass approaches zero, you get the volume of my semen

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 21:43 ID:A7HFx0of

I'd like to derive your power-series expansion about a=0

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 22:21 ID:5VgyvAQi

Integral from 10 to 13 of 2xdx

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-17 22:46 ID:blzz+0e2

Honey, I can derive your triple integral.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 0:30 ID:BwINVoE+

I'm going to cut out your eye and skull fuck you until your brain hemorrhages.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 0:35 ID:LO54PodH

>>7
And then calculate the surface area of the skull, I presume?

I'd like to be a parameter, t, in your polar equation.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 1:48 ID:QAiksoT+

I wish I was your tangent so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 1:48 ID:QAiksoT+

wait, that should say derivative, not tangent.

fuck i fucked it up again.

Name: Sponge 2007-03-18 7:36 ID:1YX/uEu2

Let the position of your vagina in R-cubed be a function of time, v(t), and the position of my penis in R-cubed be a function of timed, p(t). Now let v(t)=(c1,c2,c3+Sin(f(t))) and p(t)=(c1,c2,c3+Cos(f(t)), where c1, c2 and c3 are constants determined by the location of the sex act, and f(t) is a continuous map that describes the intensity of our sex as a function of time.

Note that our synchronized orgasm occurs when f'(t) = 0.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-18 8:52 ID:p+RgEMQk

>>11
I find it curious that you use the stats more alike an asshole than a vagina. You are gay perhaps?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-19 7:14 ID:tlSZML+5

that is stupid!

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-19 10:08 ID:siGjFImJ

>>10
lol, someone's not getting any tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-19 10:32 ID:lKHPokUh

>>14
Or any other night for that matter

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-19 17:03 ID:xmexIvA5

I'm going to fuck you in the secant

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 22:48 ID:NdoVBQmX

>>11
f(t) is a continuous map that describes the intensity of our sex as a function of time.
Note that our synchronized orgasm occurs when f'(t) = 0.
Orgasm occurs when intensity = 0?  lol, you're doing it wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-20 22:53 ID:Heaven

>>17
learn calculus, dimwit

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 0:21 ID:sJ2gRJw+

>>18
I agree with >>17.  If the sex intensity reaches 0, then you're not having sex any more.  Did you mean "when f'(t) = 0"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 0:53 ID:Heaven

>>19
He said f'(t).

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 6:41 ID:wycld7M6

Come lie across my tanned body, 'cos I feel like sinning tonight.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 12:52 ID:QvfWbGA1

It does mean that orgasm could occur at either the high or low peak of the sine wave.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-21 13:48 ID:Heaven

>>20
shit, the ' blends in with the f using this text.  sorry -_-

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