Humor: Chacha vs. The Goldbach Conjecture

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You: i need some he;lp with math
stanley(76357): ok
stanley(76357): please
stanley(76357): tell me
You: my grade is ridiing on this, haha
stanley(76357): ohhkkk
You: my teahcer says that every number that is greater than 2 is the sum of three prime numbers
stanley(76357): finds interesting
stanley(76357): so you want the prime nos.
You: but our assignent is to prove it.
You: and i'
stanley(76357): see prime nos. are thos which are not divisible by any no.
stanley(76357): 2,3,5,7,11
You: yes, i get that
stanley(76357): are prime nos.
stanley(76357): please wait while i search for you!
You: he wants me to prove what i said there, that they're all sums of thrre primes
You: mathematically.
stanley(76357): yes
You: but i ahve no idea how.
stanley(76357): i ll guide you
You: he wants me to prove it for all of them that are more than 2
stanley(76357): ok
stanley(76357): Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: ok that looks good, i'm reading it
stanley(76357): While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: yeah
stanley(76357): thanks
You: that's what i'm doing
stanley(76357): Are these results sufficient?
You: i guess
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How could I have done this better?

I guess he's doing his best to help, but he obviously has no idea what you're talking about lol.

Is that true?

>>3
i have a good feeling that it's a conjecture

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You: hii
sara(4318): Hello there!
You: i need some he;lp with math
sara(4318): OK
You: my grade is ridiing on this, haha
You: hello?
sara(4318): Yes, sorry, I had started your search on
sara(4318): Prime number proof
You: oh ok
You: well here's the thing: my teahcer says that every number that is greater than 2 is the sum of three prime numbers
You: but our assignent is to prove it.
sara(4318): Let me see if I can find a site that can prove it.
You: i have no idea how
You: and its due tomorrow
You: he wants me to prove it mathematically
sara(4318): Please take a look at the second site.
sara(4318): Hmmm.
You: ok
sara(4318): It says unsolved, but then...
You: what
sara(4318): Did you read the first 3 sentences?
You: yeah but he said
sara(4318): But they are talking about even integers here.
sara(4318): Did you teacher specify even?
You: let me check
You: yeah, looking at it, he did
sara(4318): Well then..
sara(4318): you can prove it, no one has been able, according to the first three sentences, unless he wants those equations that are shown below that.
You: i dont get any of that
sara(4318): I sent you another site,
sara(4318): it's best if you print this information out, then read it slowly and then think about it.
sara(4318): It's hard stuff.
sara(4318): :)
You: ok
sara(4318): You have a great day, and Good luck!


  You: you think ill get it?
  sara(4318): Yes.
  sara(4318): I think you will.

            You: awesome
            sara(4318): VEry awesome! Bye now.
            You: i dont know what those symbols mean though

sara(4318): thanks for searching chacha!
You: bye
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ahaha

>>4

lol

NO! SIMON!

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Lisa: Welcome to ChaCha!
Lisa: Hello
Lisa: can you clarify your search for me please?
You: i'm looking for this website called chacha. it's a search engine
Lisa: you are already on it?
You: o rly?
Lisa: yes
You: do you get a lot of pranks?
Lisa: Here and there I do
Lisa: Well if there isnt anything I can help you with I am going to end the session, but have a good one!
Lisa: Thank you for using ChaCha!

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Julia: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I have a really hard homework problem
You: are you able to help out wit hthat at all?
Julia: Depends on what it is
You: i have to prove that every even integer is the sum of two primes
Julia: OH....I can try that for you
You: my grade depends on it, too... my prof said that if we can't get this, we're screwed lol
Julia: Are these results sufficient?
You: The results are sufficient and necessary
You: But do you know how to prove it?
You: I checked out the wiki and the wolfram ste, and there's no proof...
You: :(((
You: OHHH
You: i just thought of an idea1
You: nvm
You: these results are good
Julia: OK
You: thank u
You: Thanks, I'm done.
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