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What if you divide the bible by zero?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 12:12

Plot hole?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 14:33

you get the koran

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 15:06

>>2
so that means Mohammed divided by zero when he founded islam?!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 15:08

>>3
Wow, this guy sure is something!  I'm sure he went to the /sci/ of his time regularly.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 16:33

>>3
>>4
How else could he have conquered arabia?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 17:47

>>5
By handing out free dynamite belts?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-25 21:30

You restart the universe.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-26 20:30

>>2

I think this is the only hope you've got to prove that both the Bible and the Koran are correct.. IF you can prove that Bible/0 = Koran

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-27 2:55

This whole thread is going to Hell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-29 6:21

>>8
Bible / 0 = Koran
Bible / 0 * 0 = Koran * 0
Bible = 0
Bible * 0 = 0 * 0
0 = 0

QED

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-29 6:48

>>10
Actually, it's:
sqrt(-1) = Bible

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-29 15:33

Bible / 0 = Koran
Bible / Koran = 0
Bib + Kor - le * an = 666
Bib = (666 - Kor + le) / an
Kor = (666 - Bib +le) / an
((666 - Kor + le) / an)*le / 0 = ((666 - Bib +le) / an)*an
Bible = gay
Koran = more gay

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-31 20:07

Nothing. You can't divide matter by zero. You COULD if you found a way to interpret all the information contained within the book, from the information for the text to the information in the atoms that make it up, into a numerical equation. Then maybe you could divide the equation by zero. Thing is, not even quantum physicists can do that yet, and the very nature of your question shows clearly that you are nowhere even close.

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