Ask me any question about science.

There is a high likely hood that you will be answerred.

>>80
Homunculus. Wow, dude, massive fail.

>>81
nigger humanculas

why something out of nothing?

I find it funny that all the atheists on b prize science above all else and then we come to the science board and see people saying dumb shit like "Given us sex slave androids?"

>>84
gb2 /b/

>>85
nigga i havent been on /b/ for 2months

Fucken, jewish homosexual Nigger

>>87 NIGGA PLEASE

>>63
It has not, however there are many machines which act as sex aids aswell as the prospect of improvement in this field in combination with IT.

>>64
Science as a method of accertaining the truth is not fearsome, however satan procures a lot more fear. Conceivably though if tyrants and criminals use science as a means to find ways of oppressing you then science can be fearsome. The actual emotional fear experienced is dependant mainly on your subjective opinion of science and satan at a particular point in time aswell as whether you believe satan exists or how valid you believe science is. Generally satan is more fearsome as an idea, but you have more to be afraid of from humans using science maliciously since contemporary beliefs state that either satan does not exist or god is more powerful.

>>66
This is difficult since genetic modification requires considerably amounts of investment and educated scientists who are most likely to have lived shelterred lives and would suffer from serious emotional problems during the course of their work as it would require the growth and testing of genetically modified humans up to adulthood who may suffer considerably due to the fact that we are still in the early stages of genetic modification and only a small percentage of modified embryos do not have any significant deformities.

>>67
Catalytic converters are mandatory in most countries and reduced carbon monoxide to trace amounts. Modern engines burn fuels much more cleanly than in the past when damage by carbon monoxide was a serious problem.

>>68
Sexual arousal results in the penis filling with blood until it is expanded and stiff like a balloon, this is called an erection. This is normal and should last a few minutes if you cease actions which cause sexual arousal. If it lasts more than 4 hours you should consult a physician. Attempting to flex or stretch your penis whilst it is erect can cause damage to vital blood vessels which may lead to impotence whereby you can no longer get an erection. If this happens you will also have to consult a physician.

>>69
I do not know. There may not even be an equation for everything. Ambiguously the equation for everything could simply be the concept of counting, since all mathematics is the study of the relationships between numbers.

>>71
Stem cells are gained through the tragic loss of a human fetus. A fetus younger than 6 months is not sentient, however it does directly have the capability to become sentient. There are many concerns in which this could cause ethically questionable situations revolving around the production and sale of fetuses which I believe must be addressed. However the potential for curing many diseases that stem cell research could yield lead me to the conclusion that the use of the fetus for medical research should be the decision of the mother and that no monetary transaction should take place. Though this still leaves avenues for corruption.

In single unarmed combat against Bill Nye I would win hands down. In real life most likely Bill Nye would use his greater wealth to have me killed with greater ease than I could get at him, though there is still a good chance I would win. In a battle of wits it depends on how abstract the game is. In a game of chess Bill would most likely win, however in a game of wits in a real life situation I would use my innovative skills and decipherring analytical thinking to gain a crushing advantage.

>>72
The douche is a device intended to deposit water at around 30 cms into an orifice. The water flows out of the orifice depositing any chemicals added to the water and rinsing the wall of the orifice of dirt, bodily fluids and microbes. Though it does not remove all material from the orifice walls it usually does remove sufficient amount for the body to recover in normal conditions. If a douche is not sufficient medical attention is probably required. The douche mechanism itself is a stretchy balloon shaped bottle so pressure can be applied to squeeze water out the end attached to a thin hose which can enter the orifice.

>>73
If you did the poop in the woods, then it means you are also present in the woods. From what has been hitherto seen there is nothing to suggest that what cannot be experienced does not occur as things which you cannot directly sense can still have effects on what you can experience. This implies they still exist, even if you are not aware of them in manners you find familiar.

Here's a question. Are you that much of an emo faggot that you have to post as Mr. Science like you're the mascot of the scientific community just to boost your ego? Go back to /b/ and stay there, you stupid fuck.

Oh yeah, in b4 NO U because I have /b/ on another tag in my internet browser.

What happens when I divide by zero?

>>91

It depends on where the divison by zero is taking place. If electrons reach speeds around the speed of light in the collapsing core of a dying star, the equation for determining mass at high speeds becomes a division by zero, which causes the core to gain infinate density, thereby creating a black hole. If on Earth and with simple arithmatic, nothing happens. Basically, the problem 1/0 is an invalid command in mathematics. It is telling you to take an object that exists (represented by 1) and divide it into 0 pieces (basically telling to stop existing). Since this violates the conservation of energy (stating that the total amount of energy in the universe cannot change), and since all mass contains an immense amount of energy, this is in theory impossible. These are only two possible occurances, but there are so many others that I cannot list them all in this single post.

keep going

>>90
Mr. Science is superior to you in every way. If you don't like reality you will just have to commit suicide.

Is P=NP?

>>92
I believe the correct answer was TIME PARADOX.

Also, poor explanation of the maths. 1/0 is telling you to multiply 1 by the reciprocal of zero. The reciprocal of zero is undefined. Therefore, you cannot multiply things by it.

i eat poos
Why?

>>95

Only if N = 1.

>>98
cs 101, mofo.

0.00465 mol of N2O4 (Can't do subscript) were reacted with NaOH

N2O4 + 2NaOH --> NaNO2 + NaNO3 + H2O

What's the minimum volume of 0.300mol dm ^-3 NaOH required to do this?

>>100
4.43mg

>>101
That isn't a volume

http://www.google.com/search?q=%280.00465+mol+%2A+2%29+%2F+0.300+mol+dm%5E-3

3 significant figures.

>>76
The sonic hedgehog protein is the morphogen affecting the growth of the spinal cord.

>>77
Children have very little morale along with physical ability and most likely would not take part in any hostilities. The posters of /sci/ also have low morale, enough to be convinced to restrain Bill Nye for "lulz", but not enough to commit murder.

>>80
The exact processes are unknown and research is ongoing in this branch of biology called embryogenesis. As a result I cannot give you an answer or be botherred to explain to you everything that has been discoverred so far, I will however give you a minimum of an abstract explanation of the general processes involved.

After fertilization the large female egg will begin to split into smaller cells each with the new zygote DNA, becomming a blastula, a cluster of cells. The female egg cell is not symmetrical with 2 regions called the animal pole and the vegetal pole, as the egg splits the new cells migrate in relation to these poles to several areas called germ layers which will grow into the various parts of the embryo. This growth is called gastrulation. After the germ layers have developped the blastula undergoes organogenesis in which the various structures of the embryo are developped. By this time the embryo is attached to the mother by a placenta and will grow into a baby.

>>90
There is not much related to science in your question other than psychology and aesthetics. I chose the name Mr. Science arbitrarily and the decision was not affected by psychological faults, psychology however is not restricted to the observation of mental disease so we may briefly observe the mental process involved in the decision. I chose the name Mr. Science as it brings into account an element of the culture of science which suggests that I am a person with a strong interest, in science. Aesthetically I believe it is a success, however there is always the risk that some people will not like the decision. Such people may feel that my intentions were not to show that I have a strong interest in science but to claim that I am superior in some way. Claims of superiority are often seen as a declaration that others are inferior and thus a threat. If you feel strong emotions as a result of my usage of the name "Mr. Science" then you may be sufferring from psychological problems, if not then I believe that your aggressive attitude is the result of your desire to troll me which is not indicative of any problems.

>>91
There is a property of 0 which causes problems which is it's removal of information during multiplication and division. For instance...
0*1=0*2
1≠2
You cannot multiply or divide a number by 0 and retain information. The proper calculation for the multiplication can only be as follows...
0*1=0*2
0=0
Mathematicians say 0 is a real number, but it removes information like infinity so for whatever reason it is called a real number, it is "also" a theoretical number. Taking this into account all the evidence points towards n/0=infinity if n < 0 and n/0=-infinity if 0 < n. As Cybernetix pointed out particles reach speeds near the speed of light when a star with a neutron core large enough to become a black hole goes supernova. More specifically neutrons fuse creating a point in space with infinite density called a singularity. The meme of saying "OH SHI-" whenever someone divides by zero is derived from the Stephen Wright quote "Black holes are where God divided by zero." and the popular cliche in American action movies in which swearing is not allowed where a person who has spotted the precursor to an explosion shouts "OH SHI-" and the offensive word is cut off by the sound of an explosion. In the case of the meme the explosion is supposed to be the explosion generated by the formation of the black hole as the person spots someone dividing by zero thus generating the infinite figure. If computers did not have safeguards against the results of dividing by zero an effect within the computer similiar to the formation of a singularity can be seen with the computer attempting to calculate something which would require an eternity to complete which can be compared to the time dilation which is enough to prevent light escaping within the event horizon of a black hole.

>>95
Probably not.

>>97
The ingestion of feces usually induces an involuntary gag reflex. Either you eat very small quantities of your own feces, it has been alterred or you have a pschological or physical illness which impairs your gag reflex and motivates you to consume feces. If anything contradicts these hypothesis please state so.

>>100
From the equation we can see that you need twice as many moles of NaOH to react with 1 mole of N2O4.
0.00465*2 = 0.0093
We need 0.0093 moles of NaOH. There are 0.3 moles per decimetre squared in the solution...
0.3mol/dm^3 = 0.0093/X dm^3
0.0093/0.3 = X = 0.031
Which means the amount of NaOH in 0.31 dm^3 of the solution is sufficient and 0.31 dm^3 is the minimum volume of the solution required to react with 0.00465 moles of N2O4.

>>77
If the children have grown up and still maintain high degrees of loyalty to Bill Nye then they may attempt to defend Bill Nye.

How do you know so much about science and what's your IQ?

>>106
It's called google lawl

>>106
I of course use the internet. I have been a science nerd since I was 7 or 8, my first interest was in dinosaurs which led to natural history, which led to geology and evolution and other interests. My mother was a staunch Catholic, but not a fundamentalist, she acknowledged genesis wasn't 100% true, but believed the author was inspired by god and Gensis was merely a way of explaining to the people of the time how the world was created. My father was a computer consultant and a phd in theoretical physics who would often use long descriptive language to entertain me because I thought it was funny. These influences must have helped my early obsession with science. When I was 10 I took an IQ test to gain free admission to a private school and scored 111, but I decided to go to a public school because my friends were going there. I haven't taken an official Iq test since, but a dubious internet IQ test said my IQ was 140. I don't consider myself a genius or an intellectual, just someone of a bit above average intelligence who uses his brain correctly rather than someone with some natural talent. I'm decent software more than decent hardware. I have A-levels in maths, physics, chemistry and english langauge and literature.

>>106
I of course use the internet. I have been a science nerd since I was 7 or 8, my first interest was in dinosaurs which led to natural history, which led to geology and evolution and other interests. My mother was a staunch Catholic, but not a fundamentalist, she acknowledged genesis wasn't 100% true, but believed the author was inspired by god and Gensis was merely a way of explaining to the people of the time how the world was created. My father was a computer consultant and a phd in theoretical physics who would often use long descriptive language to entertain me because I thought it was funny. These influences must have helped my early obsession with science. When I was 10 I took an IQ test to gain free admission to a private school and scored 111, but I decided to go to a public school because my friends were going there. I haven't taken an official Iq test since, but a dubious internet IQ test said my IQ was 140. I don't consider myself a genius or an intellectual, just someone of a bit above average intelligence who uses his brain correctly rather than someone with some natural talent. I'm decent software more than decent hardware. I have A-levels in maths, physics, chemistry and english langauge and literature.

>>106
I of course use the internet. I have been a science nerd since I was 7 or 8, my first interest was in dinosaurs which led to natural history, which led to geology and evolution and other interests. My mother was a staunch Catholic, but not a fundamentalist, she acknowledged genesis wasn't 100% true, but believed the author was inspired by god and Gensis was merely a way of explaining to the people of the time how the world was created. My father was a computer consultant and a phd in theoretical physics who would often use long descriptive language to entertain me because I thought it was funny. These influences must have helped my early obsession with science. When I was 10 I took an IQ test to gain free admission to a private school and scored 111, but I decided to go to a public school because my friends were going there. I haven't taken an official Iq test since, but a dubious internet IQ test said my IQ was 140. I don't consider myself a genius or an intellectual, just someone of a bit above average intelligence who uses his brain correctly rather than someone with some natural talent. I'm decent software more than decent hardware. I have A-levels in maths, physics, chemistry and english langauge and literature.

this is disturbing

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

wut

?

He's speaking like a real genius, duh.

yay for smart ppl ^__^

mr. science, what is the most interesting scientific peice of info you have heard of? and what cant science understand? what is science in a whole, trying to do right now?

MR. Science

My Penis hurts.......Kiss it and make it feel better

what does spoot mean

>>117
Thinking about this there is so much info that is fundamental to science and/or that the world as we know it depends on that it is hard to make a choice. It is hard to make a choice, but I would have to go for the complexity of cellular chemistry. Biology is the only science that has left me breathless with revelation on learning something new about the world and the complexity of even a single celled organism embodies this completely. The process of converting DNA into the proteins and peptides that work in a cell is one such extremely complex process. RNA polymerase is a protein that circles a strand of DNA and produces RNA which is a copy of a piece of DNA used to produce a protein. RNA polymerase itself is extremely complex and can perform over 50 functions depending on different stimuli. All this in one macromolecule.

Science can't understand whatever it is trying to explain.

Science is trying to explain what it can't understand. Though since there is an enormous amount of things in this world that are unexplained or unexplored it really depends on how important people determine it is.

>>118
The mouth contains a large amount of bacteria and kissing your penis will most likely not end whatever is causing it discomfort. Your description of the symptoms is not sufficient to make an accurate diagnosis. If symptoms are unusual and persist for more than a day it is advised that you see a doctor.