/sci/ - ok ok ok new joke guys new joke

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 1:10

.9 walks into a bar and repeats

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 1:46

Why did the 1 cross the road?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 3:31

How many 9's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

0.99999...

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 4:41

>>3

... i lol'd... no idea why... but i did.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 5:17

A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 10:23

12 + 144 + 20 = 176
176 + 3*sqrt(4) = 182
182 / 7 = 26
26 + 5*11 = 81
81 = 9^2 + 0

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-29 10:24

>>6
rhymes better

Name: No. 5 2006-12-01 6:15

>>7
It's supposed to be written as a single equation from which the reader is supposed to figure out the limerick, but I went ahead and wrote it out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 13:50

>>6
12 + 144 + 20 = 176
176 + 3 *sqrt(4) = 179 * 2 = 358
358/7 = a
a + 5*11 = (a+5)*11=11a+55 = (11*358)/7 + 55 ≈ 618 (3 significant figures)
9^2=81

YOU FUCKING FAIL HARD ADMIT YOU ARE A RETARD NOW

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 22:49

>>9 176 + 3 *sqrt(4) = 179 * 2 = 358

176 + 3 * 2 = 182

What the fuck are you smoking?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-01 23:46

>>9
ORDER OF OPERATIONS, DO YOU FUCKING USE IT?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 7:32

>>9

Put down your fucking calculator and go learn some basic math.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 11:19

>>11
IM USING THE ENGLISH ORDER OF OPERATIONS, THE SUPERIOR TRUE CORRECT METHOD

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-02 11:42

It would still be 6*10^2 when taking into account significant figures. And these are numbers, not scientific measurements, so it would just be the exact value 4323/7.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 3:51

>>13

Math is universal.

There's only one order of operations.

Go fail somewher else.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-03 14:44

>>15
Order of operations has nothing to do with math.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 5:53

>>16

Apparently, logic has nothing to do with you.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 6:18

>>17
actually, I hate to do this, but there are multiple ways to notate math operations. Reverse Polish Notation is the other main one. Technically, there are 3 ways (that aren't totally crazy) to notate mathematical operations: Inorder, Preorder, and Postorder, each is really as good as the next.

That being said, he's still a fool for not realizing the math problem was using the notation 90% of the world uses

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-04 12:53

34 49 * 7680 + 9000 > 'ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND!' '' if

ok ok ok new joke guys new joke

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