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Girls are evil?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-30 20:45

Girls consume time and money    Girls=time*money
Time is money                Time=money
substitution principal        Girls=money*money=money^2
money is the root of all evil    money=sqrt(evil)
substitution principal        Girls=sqrt(evil)^2=evil
  Girls=Evil;  Q.E.D.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-30 21:52

HAHAHA
LIKE WE DIDN'T ALL SEE THIS IS 5TH GRADE

NOBODY CARES

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 5:51

>>1
That's older than the internet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 6:44 (sage)

Basically anything that consumes time and money is evil.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 7:23

girls consume time and money   g = f(t,m)
time is money    t = m
=>  g = f(m,m)
money is the root of all evil, m = sqrt(e) for all e
=>  g = f(sqrt(e), sqrt(e))

All we can conclude from this is that girls are three dimensional.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-31 20:17

OLD old OLD

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 13:54

Somebody make one for the guys.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 14:02

>>7
Who's going to do that? Girls suck at math.

Name: Jeremias 2006-11-02 6:42

Nice1, kulli :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 17:57

girls = time × money           (given)
time  = money                  (given)
girls = money × money = money²
money = √evil                  (given)
girls = (√evil)² = |evil|


Girls are absolute evil. Fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-05 23:59

1 = (1)^(.5) = (-1^2)^(.5) = (-1)^(2*.5) = (-1)^1 = -1

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 1:53

>>11
Your mistake is in saying that (1)^(.5)=(-1/2)^(.5). How you make that step is completely beyond me. (1)^(.5)=(1)^(1/2)

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 2:11

>>12
No, he fails on the first step.

1 = (1)^(.5)

NO!?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 16:05

Time and money? Wouldn't that be addition?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 4:09

The root of all evil may equal to the cube root of all evil instead of the square root of all evil.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 11:29

Girls = G
Time = T
Money = M
Evil = E
Girls consume time and money. } G=T+M
Time is money. } T=M
Money is the root of all evil. } M=E^0.5 } M^2=E
G=T+M=2T=2M=2(E^0.5)
E=(G/2)^2=G^2/4
G=3000000000,E=2250000000000000000

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 15:47

>>13
You're an idiot. One of the square roots of 1 is 1. The other is -1. So 1 = (1)^(.5) is true.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 16:10

i^2 = i*i = sqrt(-1)*sqrt(-1) = sqrt(-1*-1)
= sqrt(-1*-1*-1*-1) = sqrt(-1)*sqrt(-1)*sqrt(-1)*sqrt(-1)
= i^4

i^2 - i^4 = 0
-1 - 1 = 0
-1 = 1

Q.E.D.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-13 17:40

>>17
WHAT'S THE SQUARE ROOT OF -1, EVERYONE KNOWS THIS, IF YOU DON'T ANSWER YOU'RE AN IDIOT.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 7:55

i

And by your defination, anyone who hasn't taken HS math to learn the square root of -1 is for whatever reason is an idiot.

Which includes everyone below a certain age group.

Which implies everyone's an idiot, since people never change.

Which implies that you're an idiot, since you're part of everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 9:19

I didnt get imaginary numbers in HS, I only saw them in linear algebra (for some weird reason)

Furthermore, they suck.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 11:46

>>20
win

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 14:25

>>20
WRONG, EVERYONE KNOWS, THEY JUST WON'T TELL YOU THE ANSWER TO SEE IF YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 14:32

i = me

e = mc^2

i = m^2c^2

i = (cm)^2

i is 1 centimeter squared.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-14 18:54

>>24
thus area is imaginary, and space does not exist in the reals?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-15 6:10

>>23

YOU are wrong. Everyone knows why, but they won't tell you why to see if you can figure it out for yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 15:49

I loll'd. IN 3RD GRADE 25 YEARS AGO!

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 10:07

[b][u]MP

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