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WE MUST DETONATE JUPITER NOW

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-24 10:44

HOW MUCH ENERGY WOULD BE NEEDED TO FUSE ALL OF THE HYDROGEN IN JUPITER?? QUICK!

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-24 15:14

well we need it to be hot enough to strip electrons to form plasma. So 6,000k?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-25 8:28

it would have to be at least NIGGERSSNIGGGERRSS NIGGGGGEERRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSk

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-26 8:02

over nine thousand

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-27 20:49

I say we keep sending niggers to Jupiter until it reaches its critical mass. Considering how many obese fat niggers are there, we should have our second sun pretty soon.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-01 22:50

1.2 Jigawatts... and a flux capacitor.

Name: Jeremias 2006-11-02 6:41

Kulli

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-03 17:09

Niggerwattts

Name: ty 2006-11-05 4:10

That's easy.  Just divide jupiter by zero.

Oh wait, that'd creat a black hole.  Fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-07 6:20

>>6
thats 1.21 you moron

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-10 19:54

why do we need a second sun?? I think ur-anus would make a better sun.

Name: 4tran 2006-11-11 10:18

A 2nd sun would be useful when the current one exhausts itself.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-11 19:55

thats not going to be for a LONG time, does jupiter even have the mass needed to hold it together if turned into a sun. my bet is anyone who trys would just make a big explosion and take mars and earth with jupiter.

Name: 4tran 2006-11-12 6:19

Well, the sun is a far bigger "explosion" than jupiter ever will be and is far closer, yet we aren't fried yet.  I don't think setting off jupiter (if possible) will pwn the earth.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-12 13:22

>>14
Sun has enough gravity to contain the "explosion".

Name: 4tran 2006-11-15 6:21

hmm...

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 18:17

When sun done we fucked, Jupiter or not Jupiter. Fact is, we fucked even before sun done, fucked ourselves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-17 21:18

Fucky fucky, 5 dorrah

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-18 4:28

two-fitty, two-fitty!

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-19 6:10

TWO MOTHERASSPOUNDING ZERO GET

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 20:53

Why do you need to detonate Jupiter? What's the point of doing that? Why not get some dwarf planets to make love to each other?

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 20:54

if you detonate jupiter you done clear de naighborhood.

Name: Anonymous 2006-11-21 23:36

"Jupiter shall not be another heinous victim of prejudice.

Jupiter shall be able to Chill out Max and Relax and all cool for years to come."

-God.

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