I kill math teachers

I decided to become a serial murderer killing math teacher, because mine ruined my life by getting me expelled from school. At the time i'm writing this there is a dead math teacher on my couch. MATH DIES!!

>>1
Maybe if you were better at maths the math teacher would have been more nice to you.

My math teacher was a fucking nutcase, that had a fucking penguin mascot he gave a name and talked to during class.

>>1
You should use the power instead fighting it, dear padawan.
Should mean, instead trying to kill your math teacher, you should study math really hard for one or two weeks (thank god it's quite logical and you you only need the basics in school - the rest is mere faggotry) and OBSERVE YOUR ENEMY!

Math teachers are humans.
Humans make errors.
Math teachers should not make errors.
The worst case possible for a math teacher is making an error in class and the person who he hates most tells him during lesson.

I know the chances are low, but trust me - one of these situations and you will never fear him in your life again.


Killing is just for peaople without imagination. You kill him, he is dead, you are in jail. You disgrace him, the world laughs at him, you feel better.

All you need is to realize 1/0 = ∞

What's an owl's favourite subject?
Owlgebra.

>>5
What is (-1)^0.5?

>>7
It's 0/0