/sci/ - Prove to me that the rabbit is a sphere

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-23 0:04

Well, prove it. I'm waiting.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-23 8:01

rabbit <=> sphere
rabbit (x0) <=> sphere (x0)
0 = 0
therefore rabbit = sphere

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-23 11:36

Step 1: Caulk all of the rabbit's holes closed (ass, mouth, ears, etc.)
Step 2: By the Poincaré conjecture, the rabbit is a sphere.
Step 3: ??????
Step 4: Profit

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-23 15:08

you can construct an explicit homeomorphism between the unit sphere and the unit rabbit using the elliptic functions

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-23 16:04

This was an experiment to see if humans are capable of admitting they are wrong. You all failed and are stupid and inferior.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-25 21:15

>>5
A rabbit isn't equivalent to a sphere (despite the NYT and similar articles) because a rabbit has a hole. It's equivalent to a torus. The "rabbit model" that most of them pictured, however, does not have a hole and thus is equivalent to a sphere.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-25 21:42

>>6
Stop failing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-25 22:18

>>7
Stop posting.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 2:45

>>8
win lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 3:11

>>9
Stop failing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 6:12

>>10
Stop posting.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 11:30

>>11
No.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 11:39

>>10
If all you can post is bland contentless "insults," shouldn't you be in Politics?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-26 11:53

>>13
Stop failing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-27 0:34

>>14
Win

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-27 2:41

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Same person. Fails so hard he shits emo poetry.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-27 4:06

>>16
Stop failing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-27 6:26

>>16
doesn't know how to properly quote multiple posts

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-27 11:16

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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-27 21:10 (sage)

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Same person. Fails so hard he shits emo poetry.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 2:03

>>20
Stop failing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 11:34

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTHgLx2XM2k

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 11:50

>>22
wow that sucked. is every episode like that?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-28 12:00

>>23
THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT DO NOT LIKE COLBERT REPORT ARE IGNORANT CONSERVATIVES FROM THE SOUTH.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 10:23

>>24
You are right. The humor is just too sophisticated for me.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 10:44

Colbert is ok, Daily Show sucks though (well, at least the weekly thing we get over here in Yurop).

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 12:58

The worst thing about these kinds of shows is the audience. They laugh at just the wrong time and scream way too much.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 15:24

i hate audiences on tv, all they should do is clap quietly and interact briefly

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-31 10:05

Okay. This thread was over when >>2 spoke.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-31 10:54

>>29

so why are you posting in the thread?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-31 14:47

>>30
Cause >>3 is a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-31 16:02

>>31
Hey, fuck you too bitchface

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-31 18:42

>>1-33
Niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-01 5:12

>>33

Thread over again.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-01 7:05

>>34-999
Niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-01 20:06

>>1000
WIN!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-02 2:22

>>36
ohmygod. 1000ge-...nahhh.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-02 3:06

>>1000
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-02 3:11

>>1-
Niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-03 19:49

>>-1
niggers

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-04 4:11

>>lim.x->1
# Niggers -> 1

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