May everyone meet God

I've found that my purpose in life, eventually, is to make sure that every living creature on this planet gets to meet with God, within my lifetime. I will see to it that nothing is left before I die. Wish me luck with my new world order, resistance is futile.

lol, j/k, though it is kind of an interesting excuse to render humanity extinct. Sometimes I feel like this, but I'm not that crazy....

You've got less than fifteen years, or i'm going to beat you there. I already have a means, just need to finish up my research. maximum of 15 years, true prediction of about 8.

Be quick, or i'm going to beat you to the punch, so to speak.

lol, we should join forces then :)

>>3
No thanks, you sound like a whinny high-school kid. You'd be of no use anyway. Incase I fail, continue your plans though. Even though I think you stand no chance, it doesen't hurt to have a backup.

>>4

Acutally, I'm probably older than you pal, but whatever floats your boat. I'm not actually serious, but its fun to talk about, y'know?

>>1
Protip human kind nearly 300,000
earth=365,000,000 years
universe=20,000,000,000 years
Good created human as is own images and since humans has barely 300,000 years in the earth
The human god dosent exist and is not in any way the creator of the universe, earth or anything

>>6
Protip human kind nearly 300,000
earth=3,650,000,000 years
universe=70,000,000,000 years*

fix'd

I met god. He was not pleased to see me, as I kicked him in the balls and spit in his holy fucking face...

My bad nobody gets to see him, soz. Did it 4 da lulz!

" Please father have mercy."

"God has mercy. I don't."

BANG!

http://youtu.be/tOj8vpsZFhI

>>6 >>7

Perhaps god waited a veeeeeerrrryyyy loooooong tiiiiiime before putting men on the earth...

Nah, fuck it. There is no god, it's all fairytales gone beserk