/sci/ - Dickcheese

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 13:33

Is that stuff natural dead skin cells, or just from dried semen? Why does it build up into peelable layers?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 13:44

you're supposed to wash your dick every once in a while sir

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 16:54

>>2
ANSWER THE QUESTION

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 0:14

I remember reading that smegma was the result of natural lubrication that the head of the penis creates, or some such, and it builds up and up untill it's icky cheese. But I don't really know for sure.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 1:02

>>1
wash your cock you stupid fuck

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 3:25

does it taste like cheese?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 6:51

>>6
Nah, it's sour.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 18:37

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FUCK YOU

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 21:25

>>8
Enjoy your AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-11 4:41

>>7

How would you know?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-11 5:17

>>10
pretty much alot of stuff to list here ;)

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 8:20

Can you let it grow, scrape it off and make a sandwich? Sounds pretty tasty.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 10:25

WHY IS THERE ALWAYS A THREAD ABOUT THIS

HOW IS SMEGMA SUCH A FASCINATING TOPIC OF CONVERSATION

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-18 11:47

>>13
its no fun when you call it smegma, dickcheese is so much more tasty sounding.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 8:40

I wonder how long it will take to make a jar of dickcheese. Open a farm full of dicks and scrape it off once in a while.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 13:07

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damn that's nasty. Don't forget to add cultured bacteria!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 23:42

just another collection of arguments that ultimately stand as evidence in favor of circumcision.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 23:48

>>15

Where do you think feta comes from?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-19 6:41

>>1
Protip: Wash your cock.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 11:04

Don't tell me dick cheese is bad? I sure love waiting a few days till it forms, then eating my own dick cheese before I masturbate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Smegma_Penis_Cropped.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 16:16 (sage)

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JFC

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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 2:09

Smegma, a transliteration of the Greek word σμήγμα for soap, is a combination of exfoliated (shed) epithelial cells, transudated skin oils, moisture, and bacteria that can accumulate under the foreskin of males and within the female vulva area, with a characteristic strong odor and taste. Smegma is common to all mammals, male and female. Mycobacterium smegmatis is the characteristic bacterium involved in smegma production, and is generally thought to form smegma from epidermal secretions.

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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 19:41

dickcheeseage

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 20:17

Spoiler: If you don't wash any part of your body for weeks it goes all fucked up.

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Countersage for informative

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DAMN YOU ANONYMOUS

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sage lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-31 9:29

And then God said, let there be smegma
And the people rejoiced

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Name: Dizzyickcheese 2010-02-25 1:28

put a fat dick in yo mouth

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 15:31

>>2 I just let my dog lick it off

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 10:08

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