how to travel in time

any ideas as to how i could go about going back about say 2000 years and prevent jesus being born? thank you...


I already tried a second rate time travel machine from ebay... but that piece of crap didnt work..


thanks all!

dumbshit spin around really fast

I would recommend the previous, whilst pecker in-hand. May achieve better results.

You kill jesus, your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother marries someone else, you are never born and you don't go back in time to kill jesus.

and Ren and Stimpy doesn't get created. way to fucking go.

>>2

make sure you go counterclockwise, or else you go forward in time

>>6
This is true. I fucked it up once, and I pissed in my pants, because I forgot I had to go in the past.

>>7
so true

I tried to do that, but sadly my time machine had a glitch. I ended up 33 years after he was born, tied him to a cross, and left him for dead.