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Time play

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 23:36

Hi /sci, I have a question for you: My girlfriend and I enjoy time travel, me operating the machinery. Before

we engage into it, we have this kind of habit; she bends over and climbs into the heisenburg distributor, then

move onto the quantum regulater, and regulate her quantum signature there for a while, until it starts

becoming orderred and I can initiate the EPR entangler. Then we add energy and start moving back through

time (both me and her), and then we re-regulate our quantum signature to that of the time period we have

travelled to.

I'm wondering why we end up in space. We are back in time (We took note of the constellations and we were

within a light year of the solar system), but there must be something amiss in our understanding; I guess it

has something to do with the time-space continuum but i don't care; I am a quantum physicist at heart, it's

just that I'm worried that I will need to create a "portal" to direct my time travel. Problem is, i will only be able

to travel in the future to that portal, my girlfriend too; I don't want to see her when she's old; what if we find

out something we don't want to?

What do you think? Should we create the portal and leave it unattended so we don't meet our future selves?

Should we do it within a short space of time and destroy it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-07 23:59 (sage)

delete this pls...

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 0:09

>>2

no lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 3:07

But....you DID use condoms, right?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 4:54

>>4
i dont think so, i think here they called it Time Condom

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 6:01

So, I'm assuming there's no expiry dates on those?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 10:57

>>1
Did you remove your time trousers?  You can't do that, it'll mess things up.  I'd recommend building a time machine with separate chambers, external influences such as girlfriends can mess things up.  Alot.

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