Oprah - chimeric, 9" dong

First some background.  Chimerism, while observed for years in the animal kingdom, has only recently been getting attention as a human possibility.  Surprisingly, some of us contain cells of two genetically distinct beings that have fused as blastocysts into a single embryo.  When a male and female fusion takes place, the result can be hermaphroditic individual with distinct sets of male and female genetalia.

Oprah has long been suspected of being a man, but even those suspicions pale when compared to the truth, that Oprah is both a woman and a man, or more accurately is a being with cells that are genetically those of a male and other cells that are genetically those of a female.

The discovery was made through extensive genetic testing for a PBS Black History Month special mini series on the ancestry of several African Americans.  Oprah, by the way, was unlike most of the other participants in that she had no genetic markers for any Caucasian ancestry at all, consisting pricipally of Negroid background.

I'm gonna need some sauce to believe this.

>>1
Sauce or GTFO

>>3

If you don't see that >>1 is a crappy attempt at funny, then you might not belong on the internet.

>>5
Your reply was a crappy attempt at replying.

oh, stuff it. all of you.
you are NOWEHERE NEAR FUNNY

>>7
You sir, are a harsh critic, and given to anger easily.  I suspect that I have touched a nerve -- are you also a hermaphrodite?

>>8
Eh, don't flatter yourself... Inciting anger in me would have been a success in its own right. I declare this thread a huge failure because I believe that OP intended it to be funny and/or interesting, but it simply isn't IMHO. It's a waste of perfectly good 34 seconds + 3-5 per reply...
To answer your question and counter your assumption - no, I am not a hermaphrodite