What happens if you piss and cum?

What does the semen think of uric acid

You can not cum and piss on the same time.

I think urine kills semen.

you cant.

>>2
Is correct.

Normally  you can't as your body has a valve system that opens and closes to make sure you don't mix and match fluids.  However, it does happen occasionally that these valves don't open and close at the right time-this causes a process known as retrograde ejaculation, or coming into your own bladder. Sounds fun.

you feel relieved.

>>5
Actually when you masturbate there's a way you can apply pressure at some point on your scrotum to cause this to happen. Leaves no mess. Apparently it's dangerous though. Sounds painful as fuck though.

-though

>>7
Now I'm afraid of masturbating thanks 4chan

>>7
i tried it a few times. it works ad doesn't hurt at all. it's just useless, because there is always a small amount of cum comming out, before you ejaculate. you have to use a kleenex anyway. it's just useful for multi-orgasms afaik.