Hairy Ball Theorem

The best theorem ever:
The hairy ball theorem of algebraic topology states that, in layman's terms, "one cannot comb the hair on a ball in a smooth manner".
It's true, try it, you'll see.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem

                           
                            
                  RSISJJ ddd         
                                   
                                     
                                

i just shave mine, smooth as silk, and problem solved!

What the fuc does RSISJJ ddd mean?

>>4
It's a secret freemason reptilian jew formula for world conquest.