Food and its effect on human civilization

When a culture eats a majority of one type of food over most others for a very long period of time, the culture takes on the characteristics of that food, absorbing its genetic likeness.  This includes external appearance, makeup of fat and lean muscle, body odor, and mental attitude, due to the unique combination of protein, carbohydrates, sugars, fat, nutrients and trace minerals.  These traits are not always obvious, or easily identifiable, but manifest themselves in humans in a variety of ways.

-Beans: Fat, humble, likes to enjoy life, enjoys work, has few aspirations.
-Fish: Intelligent, short, quick reaction, mechanical attitude, narrow eyelids  
-Pork: Round bodies and heads, enjoys life but cursed with stupidity
-Pastries: Fat, kind, silly hats, silly accents
-Frankfurters- Enjoys shit, extreme sex acts, and promoting the master race 
-Ground Beef- Overly muscular and tall, enjoys football
-Corned Beef- Thickheaded policemen with large heads and thick moustaches
-Low fat Jewish cuisine- Stingy, hangs on to money, complains all the time
-Potatoes- Arguements over peace and religion that end in violence
-Hagass- Continued disgruntledment at everything
-Pasta: Enjoys fine art and an air of implied violence
-Curry: Humility and intelligence or blind violence when hungry
-Grits and Cornbread: Poverty, lack of class, and habitual crime
-Mayoinaise: Pretentious and overly effeminate
-Chili Peppers: Knows how to party and kill people during soccer games
-Processed foods: Mentally retarded, physically ugly, fat, white, lazy and stupid

Interesting how you missed out fried chicken. Since this is 4chan.

Okinawa has a diet like Japan but without empty carbohydrates, rice, processed food, or much red meat.  They eat a majority of fish and vegetables, and can live healthily past 100.

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>>3
They also have a tendency to be raped by a passing G.I.

>>2
Not fried chicken, per se but.. it works.
"-Grits and Cornbread: Poverty, lack of class, and habitual crime"

-Fish: Intelligent, short, quick reaction, mechanical attitude, narrow eyelids

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You only need carbohydrates in proportion to how much energy you expend. Excees carbs get turned into fat and then it's just the equivalent of eating a pork chop.

Though the Japanese seriously need to eat more beef, when they're growing up or something.

I will put this on the World of Warcraft suggestion board.

uh, this is just the most stereotypical thing i have ever read...

>>10
Welcome to the internet.

>>10
I lolled

>Pasta: Enjoys fine art and an air of implied violence
What in the world is "an air of implied violence"?
I'm from Italy: pasta is the national food here, so I guess this manner of bullshit applies to us.
What kind of stereotype is "an air of implied violence"? We are as nonviolent* as many other European countries, so I don't get it

* except for dictators and extremists and criminals I guess, of which fortunately there aren't many

Mostly the US mafia culture portrayed by the popular media.  And Emeril.

Kitchen astrology / culinary phrenology
Either this OP is a troll, or the human race has a long climb up the evolutionalry ladder.

>-Processed foods: Mentally retarded, physically ugly, fat, white, lazy and stupid

You mean "American"

>>16
Now you're catching on! Almost took a month, but you got the joke.

>>16
LOL

>>16

>>13
C'mon, this is a joke. I'm European too.

Let's see if I can identify some of these:

-Fish: Japanese
-Pastries: British
-Frankfurters: Germans
-Low fat Jewish cuisine: Jewish
-Pasta: Italian
-Curry: Indian
-Grits and Cornbread: Blacks?
-Mayoinaise: French
-Chili Peppers: Mexicans?
-Processed foods: Americans, no doubt about it

Can somebody tell the rest?

"-Low fat Jewish cuisine: Jewish"

Holy shit! How'd you guess this one? XP

>>21
OMG ^_________________^;; I DUNNO XD
XP LOL! XD