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So what the hell is up with Attenborough?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-11 15:50

A documentary of his was shown on the telly over here just today. It was about miniscule bugs and other somewhat cool invertebrates -- even had infrared footage of this crazy-ass centipede catching and eating a bat in a Venezuelan cave.

Soon after the documentary segued into sped-up footage of snails fucking. After that, it was earthworms (with heavy speculation as to how exactly they fuck in their underground passages). After the third or fourth species I turned the idiot box back off.

So tell me, what the _fuck_ is this shit about? Who cares about invertebrates fucking, or fish fucking, or goddamn buffalos fucking? And above all why the hell is that footage considered so precious that it absolutely has to go into the final documentary?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-12 11:28

>>1
Go back to church you retarded puritan. The point of documentaries is to know, and this includes to know species, and this includes to know how they reproduce.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-12 14:44

>>1
You are the reason why China never discoverred the Americas or built cannons.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-13 9:39

>>3
I don't follow.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-13 21:09

>>4
The chinese hated watching animals fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-13 23:08

>>5
But they don't object to eating their penises? Yowza.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-14 13:07

>>1

Torrent plz

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-14 13:24

>>5
They hated watching animals fuck, they hated lining up stamps to make a printing press and they hated experimenting with gunpowder to find better ways of protecting their civilisation from barbarians who would think nothing of massacring entire cities and everyone in the surrounding countryside including their crops and livestock so any survivors will starve and no one can live there for the next decade. Which is what happenned. The also hated exploration.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-14 15:04

>>5
details?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-14 15:30

>>8
FURRY HATERS ARE TEH FAIL

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