/sci/ - Lets post nerdy jokes

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-17 5:42

Here's a particularly relevant one:

Q: What is the physicist's definition of a vector space?
A: A set V satisfying the axiom that for any x in V, x has a little arrow drawn over it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-23 3:26

A shy mathematician named Paul
Has one hexahedronial ball.
The square of its weight
Times his penis, plus eight,
Is his phone number. Give him a call!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-23 4:28

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?

Being raped.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-23 8:38

what the hell are you people talking about

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-23 20:30

>>43
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 15:27

What's the integral between 1 and Cabin of 1/t dt ?
ln(Cabin)

natural log cabin.. LOL

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 17:21

Never use any of these jokes before you've lost your virginity.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 17:56

>>46
Too late. I hit up a librarian with >>42.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-24 22:21

whats the anti-derivative of 1/mower?

ln mower ROFL

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-25 0:26

>>48
Only Canadians use "lawn" for ln.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 5:37

>>49
only 2x nerds would've known. amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 10:04

Latural Nog

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 11:18

An electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist all got into a car. When they tried to start it, all it did was turn over and die. The electrical engineer said "I think it's a problem with the distributor cap." The mechanical engineer said "No no, I think it's vapor lock." The computer scientist said "Why don't we just all get out of the car, and then get back in and try it again."

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 20:07

An ecologist went to the forest to study a new species of snake. She soon noticed that they only reproduced in woodpiles, but couldn't figure out why. So she walked up to one of them and asked, "Why do you only reproduce in woodpiles?". The snake replied "We're adders. We need logs to multiply.".

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 20:30

We watched a video in physics where "Bright as Light the two dimensional supergirl" went around a track in her "ultra mean machine."

I'm kinda glad I usually sleep through physics.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 0:24

>>15

Another pickup line that's somewhat similiar:
"I wish I was your derivative, cause then I'd be tangent to your curves"

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 19:05 (sage)

>>54
Most boards here have plenty of two dimensional supergirls, oftentimes naked H__H

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-31 2:57

\sqrt{x}

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-31 2:57

$\sqrt{x}$

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-31 3:01

The quadratic formula is $-b \pm \sqrt{b^2 - 4ac} \over 2a$
\bye

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-31 3:01

The quadratic formula is $-b \pm \sqrt{b^2 - 4ac} \over 2a$

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-31 3:02

\sqrt{x}
x^2

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-31 3:04

x^2

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-31 3:04

x

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-07 19:54

ROUTE 66 GET

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-08 12:33

My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista. I don’t like that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-09 0:42

whats new?
c over lambda

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-24 11:21

Newton, Pascal and Planck are playing hide and seek. It's Planck's turn to count to 10. Pascal runs for the bushes and hides, but Newton stays put and draws a sqaure around his feet with a side of 1 meter.

Planck turns around and spots Newton: "Gotcha, Newton!"
But Newton replies: "No, you don't: 1 Newton per meter squared equals 1 Pascal, so I won"

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-25 0:07

>>71
I thought you win games of hide and seek by getting to the safe point without getting tagged out by the counter? It's been ages since I played any variant of the game.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-04 21:15

kinda a nurd joke how do u know u play black ops to much u tak apart ur computer cuse u think u got hacker pro

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-05 19:03

Hey baby, are you a differentiable equation? Cause I'd like to lie tangent to your curves.

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-07 3:01

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