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Speed of Cum

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-27 20:26

My medic freind told me that cum flies out of our penis at 45mph. Learn something new everyday.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-27 23:42

>>1
My medic friend who failed out of the shittiest mexican med school told me his cum flies out of our penis and into my faggot mouth at 45mph. Homosexuals like me learn something new everyday.

fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 7:31

>>1 and who cares?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 7:36

>>2
wtf, that wasn't a fix, those were your fantasies, you are gaayyy man...

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 8:33 (sage)

>>4
WTF, now that's a fix! those are my exact homosexual fantasies, I am a gaayyy man...

fixed.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-28 23:25

SCIIIIEEEEEENNNNNCNCCCCCE!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 10:55 (sage)

DDDDEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 16:43

when you sneeze, the speed of the debris going out of your mouth may reach 150 kph

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-30 16:53

and when you sneeze you feel a strange sort of relief, kind of like when you cum, but only like one tenth of the effect, so if we assume there is an inverse ratio between sneezing and cumming how fast does one cum?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-31 8:16

DDDDEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH!

DDDDEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH!

DDDDEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHH!


FORTH EORLINGAS!!!

CHARGeee

Name: threadbumper 2008-11-04 16:03

One thing is for sure, I bumped this thread faster than you could cum.

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-06 17:36

45mph is about 20m/s. Gravity is roughly -10m/s^2, so it would take two seconds after ejaculation for your cum to hit its apex. At that point it would have gone 2s * 10m/s = 20 meters.

That would be a pretty nice shot.

(Note: Assumed that you're shooting straight up, because sitting is the correct position for masturbation.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-11-09 4:54

lol

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 15:19

>>12

I came

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 10:09

[b][u]MP

Name: Business Whore 2013-08-16 4:19

Cum into my orifice.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-16 16:54

anus

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