Brown spot on your pants

Is it possible to leave a brown spot on your pants because of a fart, and if so, what causes it?
    Judging from what I see when I do the family's laundry, I'd say that the answer to the first question is definitely yes.
   As for the causes, we must remember that what we call "fart" and what we call "poop" are just end-members of a continuum. That is, we can have a pure fart, or a pure poop, or anything in-between, depending upon the admixture of the two.
   If a sample consists mostly of poop with only a small fart component, you get such things as jet-propelled bowel movements and spongy, floating fecal masses (you know, the ones that refuse to be flushed down the toilet -- they keep popping back up).
   If the sample consists mostly of fart with only a small poop component, you get what is known as "skid marks" or "fart art." These can also result from inadequate wiping, but the shape of the stain is different in the two cases.  Inadequate wiping leads to elongate marks parallel to one's crack, usually with well-defined edges, whereas fart art is generally more circular and has an air-brushed look.
   Fart art is most likely to occur if (1) a person is suffering from diarrhea, (2) the person is trying too hard to fart, and (3) the person mistakenly perceives the pressure against his sphincter to be gas pressure rather than liquid pressure. Again, that last situation is most likely to occur if the person is afflicted with diarrhea.

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e@ more fiber.

What >>3 said.
Stop eating white bread, eat brown fiber-rich bread.

Ever noticed everything healthy looks and tastes worse, and everything unhealthy like greasy french fries or donuts looks and tastes better?

Not if you get yourself used to the healthier foods. For example, I can't eat much/any salt anymore with anything, it tastes horrible.

>>6
But salt is good for you, you need it to survive. Hell, animals in the wild stay by natural salt licks when they find them. The animals even become more territorial around them.

>>7
The excess in which humans consume salt is extreme. Eating as little salt as possible but still eating normal "healthy" food will get you a healthy amount of salt.

>>5
I disagree.

I like to eat endangered species. If we eat all those fucking critters they won't be endangered. Just gone! A win-win situation!

SCIIIIEEEEEENNNNNCNCCCCCE!

screw eating healthy foods. yeah you may live longer. But screw that. ENJOY YOUR NURSING HOME! while you are doing that I will be dead from a heart attack at the ripe old age of 45.

>>7 processed foods have very excessive salt levels.

eat this  ( )O( )

Relax and control the velocity of your farts. If you let them out slowly, no one will hear, and you're no longer "spraypainting." （゜Д゜； ）

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> Put it at the end of a line like so: [o]
And then continue the quote on the next line.  You don't need another >. [o]
You must close each tag at the end. [/o][/o]
Put it at the end of a line like so:
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You must close each tag at the end.

> Put it at the end of a line like so: [o]
And then continue the quote on the next line.  You don't need another >.
You must close the tag at the end. [/o]
Put it at the end of a line like so:
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You must close each tag at the end.