I am god. You may ask me one question.

Every so often I ask a question, here are the answers thus far, the universe was created so that by apparent freak chance an electromagnetic field occurs and mongles the 4chan server causing this message to appear. The questioneers were important in the larger scale of things, but were not in any real positions of power. The same applies to you. I will answer only one question.

You have free will and the universe is governed by set scientific laws.

I am not human in form, by form I meant sentient.

Give everything a second thought, not thoughts of faith, but of what I'm thinking as I look down apon you.

God, will you save the Wii U?

I saw this episode of South Park: Stan asks how he can menstruate and it turns out that men can't bleed from a cunt that they don't have. Then everyone stares at Cartman for being a lying douche and murders his fat-ass. His corpse is paraded around town and after 3 days, he gets resurrected from the dead. To this day, people pray to Cartman for strength whenever they are called out on their bullshit and have run out of ponies and chili to hurt people with.

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don't you mean [b][u]MP

Why is rape so delicious. Both the doing and receiving

who is your mon