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I am god. You may ask me one question.

Name: Osaka 2005-10-28 15:21

Every so often I ask a question, here are the answers thus far, the universe was created so that by apparent freak chance an electromagnetic field occurs and mongles the 4chan server causing this message to appear. The questioneers were important in the larger scale of things, but were not in any real positions of power. The same applies to you. I will answer only one question.

You have free will and the universe is governed by set scientific laws.

I am not human in form, by form I meant sentient.

Give everything a second thought, not thoughts of faith, but of what I'm thinking as I look down apon you.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-24 10:59

Dear God,
Are negroes really white folk that were left in the oven too long?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-24 12:03

are people on the inside made of marshmallow ?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-25 0:19

>>41
Whites were undercooked, blacks were overcooked, Asians were just right.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-26 7:35

Why is my little sister so sexy? Why must she torment me? is it because in fact I am supposed to fuck her? the hell with it. Ill fuck her anyway ;)

Name: ddddddd 2005-11-26 8:11

Dear God,
Cracky-Chan's your daughter right?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-26 12:58

>>44
God: You dare question MY design? If I designed you so that you'll find your sister hot, it's for a reason. Go, son, and fuck her until you pass out. Such is the will of thy God.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-26 23:54

wow this "god" likes pr0n?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 9:26

Dear God,

Why do negroes smell like shit and have such nasty big lips?

Name: God 2005-11-27 14:38

>>48
I hate you. And yes i am God and i do not forget.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 15:04

How do we know God is telling the truth? 

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 19:51

>>50
Simple, follow your faith. God number 46 was speaking the truth, while god number 49 wasn't.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 6:20

are you bowling when i hear thunder?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 8:19

Why do queerrs walk funny and have googoo eyes?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 21:43

because they are queers, idiot!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-29 17:24

>>52
When I'm pissing it rains
When I'm farting it thunders
When I'm cumming volcanoes erupt

Name: God 2005-11-30 14:56

>>51
I am God. I designed you to interpret my word in any way you wish and since I'm God that is true, therefore everything is correct and incorrect.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 16:48

The ultimate proof of god's omnipotence is that he does not need to exist to save us.

Name: God 2005-12-04 10:15

You all suck. You know why? Cause I am God and I say so.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 10:16


>>58

God speaks the truth! We do suck!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 16:20

I was born to slay god

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 16:50

How many hitpoints does God have?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 17:04

How many God's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 17:05

Can God kill himself?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 18:55

>>63
Yes, because he's omnipotent
No, because he's immortal
TIME PARADOX

Or god simply doesn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 9:00

Why did you allow GWB to be concieved?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 22:10

>>65

I allowed GWB to be conceived because he is My avatar on the earth for the new millenium.  Anybody who voted against him voted against Me, and they're all in for a hot, miserable eternity.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 0:59

>>63
Actually seeing as god created logic and this universe, only 1 is true.

Yes, because he's omnipotent
Not no, because he's omnipotent.

Paradox only in our frame of reference.

I'm not saying god exists, just that you are stupid and inferior in intelligence to me.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 6:54 (sage)

SAGE BEFORE THIS TURNS INTO A RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 9:37

Anyone needing to believe in gods is an inferior intelligence

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 3:58

>>69
You just proved that wrong

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 12:20

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-07 23:00

>>69
belief in a God does not indicate inferior intelligence. In fact, being able to question the accuracy of modern science along with whatever religion you believe in I would think shows a higher order of thinking. Certainly far above those nit wits who believe in evolution but don't even understand the true depth and meaning of it.

>>68
too late

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-08 0:02

>>72
belief in a Evolution does not indicate inferior intelligence. In fact, being able to question the accuracy of religion along with whatever theories you have seen proven using science I would think shows a higher order of thinking. Certainly far above those nit wits who believe in religious myths but don't even understand the need for there to be evidence before you can count something as proven.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-08 19:34

>>73
Also true. I didn't indend to suggest that belief in evolution indicated inferior intelligence. Only that the public at large has no clue what they believe. The same is true for both christians and evolutionists. I guess what I'm really trying to say is damnit people are stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-08 20:12

HOW MANY EVOLUTIONISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?

ONE. HE WAITS FOR THE LIGHTBULB TO EVOLVE INTO ONE THAT CAN SCREW ITSELF IN.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 7:32

How many christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All. They will all pray to God to screw it in!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 18:20

I'll go there and say: god doesn't screw the the bulb in becuase you have sinned. You must clean your sins. To do this, you have to [insert my wishes here].

1. Create religion
2. Control lambs
3. PROFIT

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 0:15

This thread reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons when Homer went to India with Apu and he was allowed to ask only 3 question to the head of Kwik-E-Mart.

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 15:18

>>1

Why the jews?

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-12 10:09

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