Every so often I ask a question, here are the answers thus far, the universe was created so that by apparent freak chance an electromagnetic field occurs and mongles the 4chan server causing this message to appear. The questioneers were important in the larger scale of things, but were not in any real positions of power. The same applies to you. I will answer only one question.
You have free will and the universe is governed by set scientific laws.
I am not human in form, by form I meant sentient.
Give everything a second thought, not thoughts of faith, but of what I'm thinking as I look down apon you.
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Anonymous2005-11-24 10:59
Dear God,
Are negroes really white folk that were left in the oven too long?
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Anonymous2005-11-24 12:03
are people on the inside made of marshmallow ?
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Anonymous2005-11-25 0:19
>>41
Whites were undercooked, blacks were overcooked, Asians were just right.
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Anonymous2005-11-26 7:35
Why is my little sister so sexy? Why must she torment me? is it because in fact I am supposed to fuck her? the hell with it. Ill fuck her anyway ;)
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ddddddd2005-11-26 8:11
Dear God,
Cracky-Chan's your daughter right?
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Anonymous2005-11-26 12:58
>>44
God: You dare question MY design? If I designed you so that you'll find your sister hot, it's for a reason. Go, son, and fuck her until you pass out. Such is the will of thy God.
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Anonymous2005-11-26 23:54
wow this "god" likes pr0n?
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Anonymous2005-11-27 9:26
Dear God,
Why do negroes smell like shit and have such nasty big lips?
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God2005-11-27 14:38
>>48
I hate you. And yes i am God and i do not forget.
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Anonymous2005-11-27 15:04
How do we know God is telling the truth?
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Anonymous2005-11-27 19:51
>>50
Simple, follow your faith. God number 46 was speaking the truth, while god number 49 wasn't.
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Anonymous2005-11-28 6:20
are you bowling when i hear thunder?
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Anonymous2005-11-28 8:19
Why do queerrs walk funny and have googoo eyes?
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Anonymous2005-11-28 21:43
because they are queers, idiot!
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Anonymous2005-11-29 17:24
>>52
When I'm pissing it rains
When I'm farting it thunders
When I'm cumming volcanoes erupt
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God2005-11-30 14:56
>>51
I am God. I designed you to interpret my word in any way you wish and since I'm God that is true, therefore everything is correct and incorrect.
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Anonymous2005-11-30 16:48
The ultimate proof of god's omnipotence is that he does not need to exist to save us.
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God2005-12-04 10:15
You all suck. You know why? Cause I am God and I say so.
I allowed GWB to be conceived because he is My avatar on the earth for the new millenium. Anybody who voted against him voted against Me, and they're all in for a hot, miserable eternity.
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Anonymous2005-12-06 0:59
>>63
Actually seeing as god created logic and this universe, only 1 is true.
Yes, because he's omnipotent
Not no, because he's omnipotent.
Paradox only in our frame of reference.
I'm not saying god exists, just that you are stupid and inferior in intelligence to me.
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Anonymous2005-12-06 6:54 (sage)
SAGE BEFORE THIS TURNS INTO A RELIGIOUS DISCUSSION
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Anonymous2005-12-06 9:37
Anyone needing to believe in gods is an inferior intelligence
>>69
belief in a God does not indicate inferior intelligence. In fact, being able to question the accuracy of modern science along with whatever religion you believe in I would think shows a higher order of thinking. Certainly far above those nit wits who believe in evolution but don't even understand the true depth and meaning of it.
>>72
belief in a Evolution does not indicate inferior intelligence. In fact, being able to question the accuracy of religion along with whatever theories you have seen proven using science I would think shows a higher order of thinking. Certainly far above those nit wits who believe in religious myths but don't even understand the need for there to be evidence before you can count something as proven.
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Anonymous2005-12-08 19:34
>>73
Also true. I didn't indend to suggest that belief in evolution indicated inferior intelligence. Only that the public at large has no clue what they believe. The same is true for both christians and evolutionists. I guess what I'm really trying to say is damnit people are stupid.
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Anonymous2005-12-08 20:12
HOW MANY EVOLUTIONISTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
ONE. HE WAITS FOR THE LIGHTBULB TO EVOLVE INTO ONE THAT CAN SCREW ITSELF IN.
NAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous2005-12-10 7:32
How many christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
All. They will all pray to God to screw it in!
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Anonymous2005-12-10 18:20
I'll go there and say: god doesn't screw the the bulb in becuase you have sinned. You must clean your sins. To do this, you have to [insert my wishes here].
1. Create religion
2. Control lambs
3. PROFIT
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Anonymous2005-12-19 0:15
This thread reminds me of the episode of The Simpsons when Homer went to India with Apu and he was allowed to ask only 3 question to the head of Kwik-E-Mart.