Every so often I ask a question, here are the answers thus far, the universe was created so that by apparent freak chance an electromagnetic field occurs and mongles the 4chan server causing this message to appear. The questioneers were important in the larger scale of things, but were not in any real positions of power. The same applies to you. I will answer only one question.
You have free will and the universe is governed by set scientific laws.
I am not human in form, by form I meant sentient.
Give everything a second thought, not thoughts of faith, but of what I'm thinking as I look down apon you.
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Anonymous2005-10-28 15:42
are you going to eat that last slice of pizza cause if not I'll have it.
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God.2005-10-28 18:35
No. There is now no pizza and by logical definition I must not.
No more questions, this instance will occur somewhere else in space time and randomly. You will never speak to me again until death.
Good night folks!
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icm2005-10-28 20:58
*comes running in, inspecting the area for tracks and clues before hurrying onward* i'm gonna find you dude! i'm so gonna find you!!!
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Anonymous2005-10-28 21:00
when will God 2 come out?
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Anonymous2005-10-29 5:21
Right after Big-O III.
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Anonymous2005-10-29 7:48
*asks God a question*
"Why?"
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Anonymous2005-10-29 13:42
I think the Bible is widely misinterpreted. Really God is an individual's base desires, and faith is the faith in yourself, to succeed under extreme circumstances or things you believe impossible.
Are you an English major? English majors are the only people I've ever met who are able to so wildly interpret things to mean what they want them to mean instead of what they plainly state.
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Anonymous2005-10-30 0:52
>>8
"I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."
Obviously, Jesus is saying here that he's a homosexual.
>>1
So, god, what kind of porn do you like best? You made Asians for that, huh, lil' bastard? ;) Your secret is safe with me, I'm an avid follower of Asian porn.
Nah. And if even if He did, He could just will it into existence. He's God, y'know?
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Anonymous2005-11-02 20:24
Do God like the video games?
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Anonymous2005-11-02 20:39
Dear Almighty Osaka, God.
I love the bible, but this one thing have always been on my mind.
How do you manage to watch all the suffering in the world?
Because you got to know there is suffering. Because you are, after all, God.
Is it that you see all the evil things in the world, but can't act?
But then again.. you wouldn't be almighty if you couldn't do something about it, isn't that true?
The strength of the human soul that I gave you cannot blaze brightly in the world if there is no darkness. The strength of your spirit and covictions in spite of all tribulations glorify us all, as you were made in My image. Take comfort, for all things great and small are part of My plan.
And rest easy, for while your trials are finite, your reward is everlasting.
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Justin Timberlake2005-11-03 2:08
Dear God
The world is sooo big.
Whay am I so small?
"Thats not what Christianity is about, you do the the right thing out of love for God and your love of fellow man. To put it in 4chan terms, you should do the right thing because you are a gay for God."