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I am god. You may ask me one question.

Name: Osaka 2005-10-28 15:21

Every so often I ask a question, here are the answers thus far, the universe was created so that by apparent freak chance an electromagnetic field occurs and mongles the 4chan server causing this message to appear. The questioneers were important in the larger scale of things, but were not in any real positions of power. The same applies to you. I will answer only one question.

You have free will and the universe is governed by set scientific laws.

I am not human in form, by form I meant sentient.

Give everything a second thought, not thoughts of faith, but of what I'm thinking as I look down apon you.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-28 15:42

are you going to eat that last slice of pizza cause if not I'll have it.

Name: God. 2005-10-28 18:35

No. There is now no pizza and by logical definition I must not.

No more questions, this instance will occur somewhere else in space time and randomly. You will never speak to me again until death.

Good night folks!

Name: icm 2005-10-28 20:58

*comes running in, inspecting the area for tracks and clues before hurrying onward*  i'm gonna find you dude!  i'm so gonna find you!!!

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-28 21:00

when will God 2 come out?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-29 5:21

Right after Big-O III.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-29 7:48

*asks God a question*

"Why?"

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-29 13:42

I think the Bible is widely misinterpreted. Really God is an individual's base desires, and faith is the faith in yourself, to succeed under extreme circumstances or things you believe impossible.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-29 14:30

Hello Mr. God.
Is your son gay?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-29 20:28

>>8

Are you an English major?  English majors are the only people I've ever met who are able to so wildly interpret things to mean what they want them to mean instead of what they plainly state.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-30 0:52

>>8
"I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."

Obviously, Jesus is saying here that he's a homosexual.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-30 7:22

>>10, 11
Hi.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-30 7:53

>>12

'sup?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-30 8:38

>>1
So, god, what kind of porn do you like best? You made Asians for that, huh, lil' bastard? ;) Your secret is safe with me, I'm an avid follower of Asian porn.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-30 16:56

>>13
Not a lot. You?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-31 6:23

>>15

Y'know.  Just chillin'.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-01 9:39

SCIIIIEEEEEENNNNNCNCCCCCE!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 17:39

Does God need a starship?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 19:18

>>18

Nah.  And if even if He did, He could just will it into existence.  He's God, y'know?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 20:24

Do God like the video games?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 20:39

Dear Almighty Osaka, God.

I love the bible, but this one thing have always been on my mind.
How do you manage to watch all the suffering in the world?
Because you got to know there is suffering. Because you are, after all, God.
Is it that you see all the evil things in the world, but can't act?
But then again.. you wouldn't be almighty if you couldn't do something about it, isn't that true?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 22:04

Dear Anonymous >>21 ,

The strength of the human soul that I gave you cannot blaze brightly in the world if there is no darkness.  The strength of your spirit and covictions in spite of all tribulations glorify us all, as you were made in My image.  Take comfort, for all things great and small are part of My plan.

And rest easy, for while your trials are finite, your reward is everlasting.

Name: Justin Timberlake 2005-11-03 2:08

Dear God
The world is sooo big.
Whay am I so small?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-03 6:57

Dear Anonymous >>23 ,

Stop being an ass.

-God

Name: CCFreak2K !mgsA1X/tJA 2005-11-04 1:16

"Thats not what Christianity is about, you do the the right thing out of love for God and your love of fellow man. To put it in 4chan terms, you should do the right thing because you are a gay for God."

Stolen from the /newpol/ board.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-04 3:25

>>24

Cool can I use that?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-05 10:17

So are you Allah or what?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-05 16:17

dear god, you tell us not to believe in any other gods than you, are you implying that there are any other ones? do we get to pick? which one is best?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-05 20:25

Dear Mr. God Dude:

Can I have 10bux?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-05 23:47

30 GET!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-06 6:51

Do you command that we only ask one question per person, or do you suggest it?

If the former case is true, is that suggestion false?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-08 12:23

Did you GET 30?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-09 13:13

no

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-10 9:48

Then ho did it?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-17 10:45

Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks if you're a God, you say "Yes"!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-17 10:49

Why did you make my arms long enough to reach my penis? :(

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-17 14:32

>>36
So you would be able to wipe the spittle from it after you fucked your retarded sister's face of course.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-23 11:48

What question should I ask?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-23 12:55

ur out of questions lol

Name: Sagemaster 2005-11-23 22:26 (sage)

God said you are only permitted to ask one question, this thread ended here
>>3

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