/sci/ - Ass looseness

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 0:08

Would loosening the sphincter promote better colon health, or possibly prevent colon polyps and tumors?

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 3:09

Not unless you can't crap or something.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 9:07

>>1
Ask the guy from goatse.cx

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 13:38

It's too tight when taking a crap, sometimes anal bleeding occurs though it's probably not cancer

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 15:25 (sage)

>>1

are you just looking for an excuse to stick your fingers up there ...... i say just do it you'll enjoy it son

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 16:13 (sage)

SCIIIIEEEEEENNNNNCNCCCCCE!

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 3:00

>>4
Damn man, use a stool softener.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 11:01

>>4
eat lots of fiber

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-09 14:31

take some poppers before taking a shit.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-17 22:16

eat some shit before taking some poppers

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 7:47

Ask a doctor.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 22:55

i dunno but theres this girl upstairs who could use some loosening of the sphincter. i should ask her how her health is.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-19 9:22

>>12
I could help, lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-20 5:27

Oh so tight pussy & asshole

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-01 2:57

>>1
That depends on what you mean by loosening. If there is some unusual tightness in the sphincter and you want to loosen it by disabling its natural function, then no, it will not prevent cancer, but have a detrimental effect on the body. However, by massaging the anal region regularly, the sphincter and perineum can become "looser", allowing for more normal function to occur. Anything that increases the effectiveness of a bodily system and decreases the stress placed upon it will decrease the risk of cancer, and any other disease..... unknown exactly how much it will decrease risk. I massage my asshole regulary and so should you.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-01 5:04

>>1
Don't think so my gay brother got polyps from all the fudge packing, he also died from the AIDS, hope this helps.
BTW DON'T take the knot!

Two fags take a cab to go to the airport, a few minutes into the ride one fag says to the cab driver "yo mind if I fart in here?"
cab driver says " sure go ahead just roll down the window"
so the first fag lets out a loud wwwiiiiisssssh, and goes "ahhhh"
Then the second fag asks the cabby the same thing, and he says "go for it"
Again a wwwwiiiisssshhh
A few minutes the cabby asks the two fags " you mind if I take a fart?"
They say "of course it's your cab"
The cab driver then lets out a huge pppfffffftttTTTTTTTT
The two fags look at each other and say "yep he's a virgin"

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-03 18:53

I lighted my fart at 3am on Saturday night and it was witnessed by two friends. How we all chuckled. I shall now attempt it regularly despite the fire hazard.

Name: 2005-10-07 0:34

AahPandasRun at 30 Dec 2004: 18:41

SCHNITZELKRAUT!

WAS CRACKY STILL POSTING THIS LONG AGO?

Ass looseness

1 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 0:08

2 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 3:09

3 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 9:07

4 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 13:38

5 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 15:25 (sage)

6 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 16:13 (sage)

7 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 3:00

8 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 11:01

9 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-09 14:31

10 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-17 22:16

11 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 7:47

12 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 22:55

13 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-19 9:22

14 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-20 5:27

15 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-01 2:57

16 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-01 5:04

17 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-03 18:53

18 Name: 2005-10-07 0:34