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Stinky semen

Name: Anonymous 2005-05-20 1:32

I cum in my pants a lot when I masturbate.  Can other people smell it?  I can't tell if they can pick up the scent or not.  Even with fresh underwear.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 1:35

>>39

There are actually some non-trivial health benefits with respect to infections and such if you're either French or a caveman and have little-to-no personal hygiene.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 2:34

>>17

I DO THIS

SCINENIONCINE

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 14:08

>>41
The Polish don't shower a lot either.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-04 16:20

>>41
YOU FORGOT POLAND

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 2:07

>>39
Welcome to America! Only recently has there been a significant movement against circumcision here :( Our citizens have been fooled by that hygenic argument for so long. But I guess daily bathing is fairly recent in our history (within the last 150 years or so)

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 2:48

Maybe other people can smell it. I know for a fact that my genital area has its own distinctive musk - usually made stronger from the sweat from when I masturbate or if I don't shower.
Maybe if people get close to your genitals they will smell it...

>>45 I'm circumsized and damn glad I am - washing everyday is a pain in the ass - don't even get me started on camping trips who the hell bothers washing anything on trip out to the bush? I remember when I wasn't circumsised - dirt would got there and you had to be careful around it and all. Decreased sensitivity is worth not having to worry about having some bacteria get under your skin and find that that warm moist area is "homely".

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 4:47

>>46
I dont go camping because I am not gay

Name: Julie 2005-12-05 9:02

I would never let an uncircumsised penis inside me.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 9:32

>>46
Maybe if people get close to your genitals they will smell it...
I'd love to smell girls sex aroma, but I rarely can

remember when I wasn't circumsised - dirt would got there and you had to be careful around it and all.
What the fuck do you put your dick into? Mine's not dirty.

Decreased sensitivity
Lol, so it even decreases sensitivity? What a piece of crap, now I know why it's done in America, puritans will support it because it reduces your happiness.

>>48
Then I would never fuck you, your loss.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 11:38

>>49
|so it even decreases sensitivity? What a piece of crap
Don't be fooled. Women came up with the idea of circumcision so we could last longer in bed.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 16:43

i thought circumcision was introduced in america because it made boys masturbate less

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 17:12

>>51
I assume that's either a lie, or was only believed to actually work. Im circumcized and I masturbate daily. Sometimes twice a day.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-05 17:20

>>52
but you need lube and whatnot

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 9:39

Oh, that's why Americans need lube to jerk off, I'd never understood why, but since I'm not talking about masturbation with male friends I never bothered to ask

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 6:33

>>54
You should jerk some of your friends off and post on 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-09 20:12

I'm the same as >>52 and I don't need any lube or whatnot

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-10 18:27

>>56
You touch your pee-pee's head directly?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 0:28

>>57
you dont?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 16:59

>>58
I don't, I can touch it but I don't wangsturbate touching it; I couldn't do that wihtout hand lotion

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 19:30

im circumsized and its not my fault k?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 20:47

>>60
Hey, no problem Anonymous, I was honestly asking out of anonymous curiosity.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-11 23:55

Out of compassion for >>1 and his dilemma, I will suggest a direction for scientific enquiry into this matter.

To answer the question of whether other people can smell "it," it is necessary to examine a number of factors, such as:

1. Transmission Medium: How well ventilated is the room? What is the degree of atmospheric ionization?

2. Human Olfactory Factors: What is the proximity of these "other people?" Should we assume an average sense of smell?

3. Attire: What is the thread count of your underwear, and how tight is the band? Are they boxers or briefs? Similar questions should be asked about the other articles of clothing.

4. Seminal Fluid Qualities: What is the average quantity of semen ejaculated "in your pants?" Is it generally more stinky than average? Have you been eating strongly flavored food recently?

etc.

It is my fervent hope that the you will now have a better idea of how to construct a scientifically sound experiment to resolve this pressing matter.

Very Truly Yours,
Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 1:05

>>59
How do you masturbate without touching the head?

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 5:29

>>40

I suffer tis same fate , i refuse to use urinals too.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-12 19:58

>>41
So why the fuck did foreskin evolve if it's such a health hazard?

>>37
I can do it too. It's quite nice, no messing with paper towels or anything. In fact, during the evening my back is generally flexible enough that I can reach down and swallow it myself.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 6:24

>>65

Why the fuck did our cell systems evolve if they're such a health hazard wrt cancer?  Why the fuck did our mouths evolve the way they did, if unmaintained teeth fall out by the age of 40?

Don't whine.  It's not like evolution is impervious to mistakes or somehow perfect.

It's very easy, with a lack of proper hygiene, for infections and the like to develop beneath the foreskin.  Much easier than in most other places of the human body, and frequently noticed later as well.  It's a good environment for invasive bacteria.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 11:10 (sage)

Why the fuck did our cell systems evolve if they're such a health hazard wrt cancer?
Cancer is inevitable. A result of entropy.
Why the fuck did our mouths evolve the way they did, if unmaintained teeth fall out by the age of 40?
We didn't evolve to live very long anyway.

You could probably name better examples, but they will mostly exist because evolution is stuck in a local minimum with them.

But evolution doesn't tend to lead to skin flaps that supposedly increase risks of infection if there wasn't some bigger benefit to it as well. Certainly not if those skin flaps are found to exist in many different species (nearly all mammals).

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 13:41

>>67
maybe it is a vestigial organ. maybe to protect the penis when you're walking around naked or something.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-14 22:16

Who the hell do they think they are, stealing people's FORESKINS?!

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-18 23:22

>>41

There are as many health benefits to circumcision as there are to removing one's eyes. Don't be so silly, you mutilated freak.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 1:42

But it makes women feel better.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-19 9:30

I'm circumsized and damn glad I am - washing everyday is a pain in the ass

You know, normally I don't give a shit if someone is circumsized or not, but this is plain gross. You don't wash yourself daily?

DAMN IT, CIRC OR NO, TAKE A FUCKING BATH YOU NEANDETHAL. YOU STINK.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-22 23:49 (sage)

sup bitches,
73GET I WIN

Name: anti-chan 2005-12-26 10:51

i'm going to say that my penis LOOKS better circumsized. you ever seen an uncircumsized one? like in foregin porn? looks LIKE A GOD DAMN FRANK FURTER

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-26 19:58

>>74
Why do they say exactly the same thing over the entire media? It is false! Uncircumsized cocks stretch back the foreskin and look exactly like a circumsized cock. The foreskin is a protective sheath that prevents bacteria and dirt from affecting live tissue. Imagine walking around with your mouth wide open all the time, that would certainly be less healthy for the live tissue inside your mouth than if you kept it closed or slightly open. As for disease, only in filthy places like New York where they don't wash their cock is circumcision useful as the cock will be slighthly drier and harder for bacteria to survive on. Though all you really need to do is to wash it and only show your cock to women when it is erect, or men in your case...

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-26 21:12

>>75
Truth

or men in your case...
lol

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-26 23:39

>>75 fucking lol at the end.
I think the jews that run new york city invented circumcision just because of that. They even have a goddamn party to celebrate the the whole thing in front of so many people. It's just too bad the practise spread to other religions too but I'm pretty sure the cock-cutting party is exclusively a jew thing.

>>1 yes I agree with >>72 wash yourself you disgusting fuck. Your dick must be pretty small if you don't have to take off your underwear to come. If you jerk off through the hole in your tight, white briefs that's even worse.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-27 1:09

cock cutting is pretty muslim too

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-27 1:24

they throw a party about it too?

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