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Why are girls so hot?

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-22 14:19

From a historical perspective, cultures have been trying to reproduce as much as possible and spread the human race far across the globe.  Yet now, with overpopulation, we still seek to get it on with each other as much as possible.  And when we're not, we resort to simulated forms of stimulation as if we were reproducing.

Is it time that the human male stopped thinking about sex?  Wouldn't it leave more for social and scientific achievements if we weren't spending countless ours wanking to images of beauty?  Shouldn't we be able to have meaningful and intelligent conversations with females, without being distracted by their cute face and body?

If the production of testosterone were somehow controlled or limited, perhaps there would be less focus on sexual qualities and more focus on personality.  You could even talk to ugly women and not be turned off.  I just find it unfair to want to have meaningful conversation with someone, and yet in the back of my head a primal response says "damn it, you're hot!"

Look at some H-games, the plot and characters are generally thought out, sensitive, and somewhat realistic in their portrayal of female attitudes and personalities.  A female player could perhaps appreciate this characterization.  Then testosterone kicks in and the game resorts to hardcore sex.  Could there be better stories, works of art, movies, or other entertainment if we weren't so preoccupied with being horny and fapping constantly?

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-22 22:35 (sage)

You're obviously not an adult. This is all bullshit anyway once you reach your mid twenties.

Name: Now with extra sage! 2005-01-23 1:42 (sage)

As Buddy Hackett noticed, by the age of thirty you'll be having semi-annual erections.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-25 14:12

>>2

I'm 22 and its still killing me. Castration works fairly well I've heard.

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-25 22:19

It'll wear off soon. If you have a problem go jack off, you'll feel no drive for a few hours. This whole "zomg blue balls" problem won't help with women either. So relax, it's just sex.

As for castration: while some people voluntarily have their nuts cut off, most who had them removed due to cancer or what not regret it. Certainly, the lifespan is lengthened, but it's dreadfully boring. Zero sex drive, no life partner, no kids, your muscles atrophy, etc.

The suggestion by >>1 is interesting, but ultimately uninformed (and frustrated by the sounds of it).

Name: AahPandasRun 2005-01-28 23:54

girls are hot because if they weren't, we wouldn't have sex with them causing us to not procreate.  So, the girl and boy animals that are more attracted to each other have sex more and spread their genes everywhere causing all the animals that exist in the future to be more sexual.  That's how it happens

Name: AahPandasRun 2005-01-28 23:55

girls are hot because if they weren't, we wouldn't have sex with them causing us to not procreate.  So, the girl and boy animals that are more attracted to each other have sex more and spread their genes everywhere causing all the animals that exist in the future to be more sexual.  That's how it happens

Name: Anonymous 2005-01-29 21:52 (sage)

Guys are hotter.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-01 8:06

>>7

Explain masturbation; explain pornography; beastiality; homosexuality, etc.

Obviously, you're wrong.


>>5

I've considered castration once, wheter to get chemical or cut (even without your balls you'll still have testosterone, thus desire, but chemical needs weekly shots), thought about a carreer as a castrati and all that, but then realized that it would be a much greater vengeance against the world for all the HORRIBLE PAIN AND MISERY _THEY_ HAVE INFLICTED UPON ME to make my own Army of Babies -- seriously, why not? All the great world leaders (and Bush) had done it, so why not? I had a plan, I had my dick, I needed some pussy, easy when it quality isn't a must, it could work, goddamn it, it would work, what could go wrong --

Then I remembered about Child Support, and went back to giving myself enemas to relieve sexual frustration. Maybe I'll write a Great Big Book of Castration some day. Mmm.

Oh, and, huh, castration gives you bitch tits.

*goes back to eating live yogurt*

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-01 17:51 (sage)

>>9
Sexual attraction is the question. Evolutionary psychology is the answer. Obviously >>7's (mostly) right.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-02 2:06

>>10

Why knew I was wrong, but I didn't knew why, so I assumed I had to be right; anyways, thanks for the info.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-02 19:20

>>9

I like the cut of you're jib. but...

Just because you are willing to fuck anything doesn't mean you can score, For example you may, like me, be in the 0.000001% percentile in regards to physical attractiveness, meaning that there are fewer than 50 women in the world who would have sex with you. Considering how big the world is and how many people are in it, the chances of you or I finding a woman who would fuck us would be 50/3000000000 or damn near impossible.

In addition consider the following, If you are hideously ugly it is prefered that you mate with someone with the same physical deformity. I inherited extreme acne from my mother and extreme hairiness from my father. What my mother should have done was fuck an zitfaced man and my father should have fucked a gorilla.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-02 19:25

>>9

I like the cut of you're jib. but...

Just because you are willing to fuck anything doesn't mean you can score, For example you may, like me, be in the 0.000001% percentile in regards to physical attractiveness, meaning that there are fewer than 50 women in the world who would have sex with you. Considering how big the world is and how many people are in it, the chances of you or I finding a woman who would fuck us would be 50/3000000000 or damn near impossible.

In addition consider the following, If you are hideously ugly it is prefered that you mate with someone with the same physical deformity. I inherited extreme acne from my mother and extreme hairiness from my father. What my mother should have done was fuck an zitfaced man and my father should have fucked a gorilla.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-02 20:47

>>13
>>12
Well, of course. Having sexual desire just makes it more *likely* that you'll pass on your genes, it doesn't garuntee it. Though the odds may be small, there are enough ugly people that a few with the gene for sexual desire succeed, while none without sexual desire would even get close. Since those few succeed the gene for sexual desire gets passed on.

I have no idea what you mean by the second part.

An interesting question that hit me was since sexual attractiveness is probably tied to evolutionary success, would earlier man find our hot women hot? Man living during, say the ice age would desire different traits than in the coddled world in which we live. Would therefore "hot" women have those traits, while "ugly" women do not?

I think they'd either be ugly, or incredibly, scary hot.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-02 21:14

hmm.. we could solve everything by eugenics.. determine traits that are adverse to the promotion of the species as a whole, and prevent them from ever reproducing.. that's not to say they couldn't have sex -- just make sure they're sterile first.

oh wait, they tried that in the early 20th century. didn't work out.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-02 21:26

actually, discretionary eugenics is an inevitability of genetics

genetically filtering and screening for undesirable traits in children is just scientific progress, forced sterilization of "defective" individuals to "clean" the genepool is unnecessary now

people with the money and the inclination are gaining the capability to select the traits they deem desirable in a child, as well as screen for diseases and so forth...

ethics ohnoes! safe to say the religious dont like such advancements.. god made ur children u cant just change them like that!! lolol

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-02 21:28

i'm sorry i cant take this thread seriously lolol

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-22 18:43

overpopulation is bullshit. It is a made up problem designed to influence economics.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-22 19:19

>>18
if its bullshit then whyd the white devil have to engineer aids to thin the herd?

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-22 20:07

>>19
Mu.

Name: Anonymous 2005-02-23 14:37

you should read the short story "Bycicle Repairman" by Bruce Sterling. It can be found in his collection "A Good Old Fashioned Future." in Bycicle Repairman the main charachter (and lots of other people) takes drugs to counteract their raging hormones so that they can get on with their lives and do other things. a very interestin idea, i think.

Name: Anonymous 2005-03-02 17:44

>>1

its because we dont have vaginas

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-03 15:04

This is just a thread of lonely men wanting to get laid

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-03 20:51

>>23

This website along with 4chan is just a place full of lonely men wanting to get laid

Name: Anonymous 2005-04-17 21:25

>>24
I'd have sex with one of you lonely men wanting to get laid.
Of course, I'm a lonely man wanting to get laid as well. orz

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 22:12

Girls are hot because they are goddamn fucking bitches who want to take our money and waste our time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 23:18

>>1
when we have around 200BILLION people on the earth then overpopulation can become a problem. and even then it would be just starting. the earth can handle a shit load more of us without breaking a sweat. well as long as we take care of it a little

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-06 23:57

>>27
It's not a matter of space retard, it's a matter of food, fresh running water and a decent technologically mobile standard of living.

Name: 4tran 2006-12-07 5:32

>>9
The things you speak of developed mostly in the last 50 years (though nascent forms may have developed as many as 1000 years ago), but evolution is a statistical effect that takes millions of years.

>>28
Not to mention oil (to be depleted in ~200 years even at current population levels) and other energy consumption.  Resources are limited, and we're using it too quickly.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 17:05

I can't see the day oil runs out and those scumbag sand niggers stop blackmailing the world with it and getting our money to bomb us. Without oil, they'll starve to death in their sand nigger shitholes, and the world will become a better place.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 18:41

>>30
or theyll demand aid and
a) we give them it and they continue to hate us or
b) we dont give them it and they go out with a bang.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 22:08

>>28
Food and fresh water are fucking easy as shit to aquire if you have a proper economy. Technology mobile population? It dosnt matter how much people we have, the ratios of poor/middle class/rich will remain the same. Oil is the only valid concern but we wont be using it for much longer

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-07 22:31

>>33 is totally correct, listen to that man

Sex and desire is natural
In fact, every normal emotion, brain pattern, and physical attribute is natural

Denying any normal aspect of yourself is, however, not natural. Thus, it is probably a bad idea.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 7:19

>>33
Truth, but this is also true:

1. Girls are stupid bitches
2. Sandniggers need to die

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-08 15:23

>>1
>If the production of testosterone were somehow controlled or limited, perhaps there would be less focus on sexual qualities

And then men would not be men. Dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 23:45

A world without sexual desires...

It is not the best of possible worlds.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-11 18:36

A world without tentacle rape and shitting dicknipples is a world not worth living in

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-19 18:22

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-20 12:17

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Name: Anonymous 2008-06-29 4:00

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-01 15:15

I want to fuck a nigger chick and make a Nutella baby

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-02 15:25

>>41
Tsk.

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