Abelsons fat schlong

Ask a balding man-child learning PHP at 22 years old anything

How do you fancy PHP?

I hope I don't start balding in two years.

>>2 it's the first server-side scripting language I've learned so I don't really have anything to compare it to.

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Have you ever licked someone's butthole?
Would you rather watch a snuff film featuring a man or a woman?
What's your favorite reddit?
If you could blow yourself, would you?
What delusions are plagued by that would make you think you are remotely interesting or worth talking to?
Have you stopped molesting children yet?
Who's your favorite touhou and why do you hate kikes?
Would you please remove your hand from your pants while your reading this?
Have you read your SICP today?