So my company, in an effort to keep up with the latest cultural marxism trends and avoid being libeled on twitter, hired another female programmer. I actually support women in the work place, and Iearned a lot from the two women senior programmers that trained me (Doris and Ethel, with over 100 years of programming experience between them), and even Brittany over in database, who used to be Brandon. But this new bitch is driving me up the wall. She wants my cock and makes that known every time she sees me. She's constantly wearing bras that hold her boobies up, wearing make up even though she has a husband, walking in that stupid way that sluts do when they want to show off their ass.... I've tried to tell her that I am a touhousexual and that I have absolutely no interest in her, but a bitch in heat won't stop until she gets creampied. Every time she comes I watch her through y mirror glasses just kinda loiter outside my cubicle for a few seconds, as if she's planning something new to get a cock thrusting in her asshole.
Well I'm sick and tired of this, /prog/. I cannot continue to work like this. What is my best course of action? Should I take it to my boss, to HR, or just find a lawyer first? I'm not looking for a big payout here, but it's either the cumguzzling dumpsterslut goes or I do, and I need to make it clear that no one should have to be subjected to this.
Women are disgusting. How pathetic do you have to be to want someone to insert themselves inside you, spasm around, then puke cum all over your insides. Do they have any self respect?
If you actually were a touhousexual, you wouldn't be noticing those advances on you. You do realize Touhous don't wear revealing clothing, right?
Be honest, you want to let out all your pent up urges. Go back to /b/.
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Anonymous2014-04-02 21:33
>>9
He is probably just a typical slut for masturbation who looks down on sluts when he is actually the same thing, except his only partner is his hand/onahole/dildo, and thinks he knows all about Touhou from reading doujinshi on exhentai, but actually never shot a single danmaku in his whole life
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