Computer Science Uni course. What to study?

I might do a course in computer science at the local university. Just wondering what should I study at home to prepare myself?
My brother took the course but doesnt think I have a chance in getting in or finishing. So hes not giving me any tips. He told me ages ago they had him learning programming languages that are no longer in use as well as the current ones. Should I start with math? Learning a programming language or what? :/

Studying is for faggots. Skip all your classes to smoke weed, do no projects (especially any group projects!) more than 30 minutes before they are due, and feel free to skip half the tests, because the professor will let you make it up. Also be sure to not buy the book and make it clear to the professor on the first day that you will be pirating it. He will see that you are clever and give you bonus points. If you do accidentally go to class, be sure to interrupt the lecture with very basic questions (ex: "what was a compiler again?") and\or sleep. That's what I did and now in my career I've been the CEO of six Ruby mobile game dev start-ups with millions in funding.

Learn languages that will help you learn the paradigms.

I'd learn a functional language like haskell or scheme. Chances you'll unwittingly and continuously repeat mistakes in designing software with whatever language they teach you. A FP language will train you control the need for overly complex solutions common amongst beginners.

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``Premature optimization is root@all.evil''

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study money.  let's face it, college is a waste of time.  shit, right now, you could be wanking it to a perverted Japanese man's sexArt. Instead, you're talking about college, fucking bitch shit.

Fuck your compiler, go get some damn good college pussy.  CS is BS.  Instead, shit out some PHP garbage for a couple of years and fall ass backwards into some .NET job.  Make damn good cash and lick office bitch pussy as a midafternoon ritual.  Read a book once in a while and you can BS your way into a gig.  Promise the moon, deliver whatever work, and take the money & run.  The industry has talent shortages so you better ride it out now before the ^FACEBOOK money runs out.

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That still sounds like work.

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