Dirty Old Joseph the Unix Hacker

DIS ONES FOR ALL DA RETOIDS IN ##c@irc.freenode.net AND ALL DA RETOIDS IN comp.lang.c.

Still using his mainframe, still hanging onto scraps.

Still reinventing libc for all of his apps.

The chortling, snorting, farting old coote

has been shitting on the Internet for longer than moot.

>>7
Why didn't you stab the guy who did <errno.h> in the eyes? You should've stab'd him good.

>>18
Only because of hacks. It pisses me off that implementations are permitted to magically define thread local variables with global scope while the programmer is forced to use pthread getters and setters.

C11 finally fixed this by adding thread_local. Six years isn't a long time when you're talking about DA STANDARD.