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Perl 6 is the cutest language ever!

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-15 5:15

http://perl6.org/
Welcome to Perl 6

Hi, my name is Camelia. I'm the spokesbug for Perl 6, the spunky little sister of Perl 5. Like her world-famous big sister, Perl 6 intends to carry forward the high ideals of the Perl community. Perl 6 is currently being developed by a team of dedicated and enthusiastic volunteers. You can help too. The only requirement is that you know how to be nice to all kinds of people (and butterflies).
Perl 6 is the imouto; so kawaii! I can't wait to find a problem where Perl would be useful so I can use it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-15 5:34

world-famous
Whoa there Larry! Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. The only thing famous about Perl is the debates on whether it burned out or faded away.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-15 15:48

It doesn't look too terrible. Pity about the JVM thing.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-15 16:10

Perl is dead.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-15 16:39

>>4
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-15 17:46

But perl kills children! https://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1393643806

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-16 8:41

It's not even the cutest Perl!
http://blogs.perl.org/users/stevan_little/2013/02/what-is-moe-a-clarification.html
Moe is a thought experiment to try and envision what Perl 5 might evolve into as a language and a runtime. It borrows much from Perl 6, but still aims to be true to its Perl 5 roots.

It doesn't get any cuter than pure moe~.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-16 11:18

http://www.perl6.org/archive/doc/design/apo/A05.html

Actually, reducing cuteness is one of Larry Wall's design goals for 6.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-16 13:07

>>8
http://www.perl6.org/favicon.ico

That's pretty cude, tho.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-16 13:23

>>8
What in the fuck is wrong with his twisted little mind that he thinks complicated regex is cute?

Name: Carl Sagan 2014-03-16 13:37

Check'em.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-16 15:27

Personally, I find regex with PCRE cuter than in Perl itself.

So, Perl6 extends regex quite a bit and calls them rules. With the new closure powers, will we finally see an HTML parser?

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-16 15:32

>>12
bend down and get ready, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-16 15:52

C is the cutest language.


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Name: Anonymous 2014-03-16 17:15

/r/ rule 34 on Camelia plz

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-19 23:26

How do I blankpost like >>14?

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 0:08

>>16
What a jokester!

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 1:19

>>17
Thanks! I thought it was pretty clever.

Actually, I stole the idea from someone else.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 7:31

>>14
The untruncated part of the post looks like a steaming pile of shit.

Someone should do it on purpose, with Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 11:45

>>18
I was being ironic, numbskull, that joke is more obvious and overused than Leah Culver's holes

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-20 16:50

>>16-18,20
idgi

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 5:49

>>21
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 7:07

holocaust

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 11:55

>>23
holohoax

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 12:24

LOLocaust

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 13:32

Хохлокост.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 21:16

>>20
Please don't be a cunt. My joke was very fun and it is a failing on your part that you failed to understand it.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-21 23:43

>>27
What's there to understand? Whenever Yuru-Yuri pops out, someone always makes that joke.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-22 0:03

>>28
What you don't understand is that joke was originally told in when Hanyuu from Higurashi came; only later was it applied to Akari~n. There is a deep statement about the cultural context in which we make jokes about characters with little presence in my joke. That is what you, a troglodyte, failed to understand.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-22 1:09

>>29
Shut up nerd, i'll beat you up and steal your lunch money.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-22 1:20

>>31
Nice fallacy, fool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argumentum_ad_baculum

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-23 5:08

I like Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2014-03-23 10:52

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Name: Anonymous 2014-03-27 6:28

>>33`
>33
>dubs
nice :^)
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