Get rich ideas thread of greatness

Give all ideas to me

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Me implement said ideas

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Me profit from ideas

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/prog/ get 1% of profit

Please email to this thread even dumb conceptions thank you have nice day

(But seriously contribute some fucking awesome money making ideas guys.)

Find a startup with no money.

Give them a few grand in exchange for 6% of their company.

Wait until they're worth billions.

Don't forget to pay me my cut.

Make a 4chan captcha solver

How to make money. Maybe print it, with a printer.

Make a computer spellbook so that we can learn how to conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells

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>le pedophile sage

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You forgot >>4-5, you fucking nigger

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>le pedophile sage